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Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

Therapy isn’t enough. I need a new identity and a passport.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has viewed:

Movie date at my house, but we use pirated sites and spend all night closing pop-ups.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

Perks of being a girl: You can think about whatever you want in public without worrying about boners.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

It sucks when a woman realizes that her knight in shining armor was actually just a moron wrapped in tinfoil.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

I have no idea how dishwasher tablets work. I’ve already taken five of them, and I still don’t feel like doing the dishes!

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

Rap fell off when literacy stopped being a requirement.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

Sometimes I delete a post because I remember I’m too old for it.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

If there’s no open mouth cougher on the plane they hold the flight until they can find one.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

300 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,569

Funny Quotes Topics

17,627

Funny Quotes Images

15,569

Updated

Jan 11, 2026

Users Online

3,517

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Post beach shower is undefeated. Greatest feeling a human could experience. Throw a nap in there, and you will never touch serenity so close.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

By the time he entered rehab, Popeye was more spinach than sailor man.

Trending via WhatsApp:

My life plans are fading like Marty McFly’s family photo.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

You see how in cartoons, when they’re hungry, their friends start looking like a chicken leg? That’s how ovulation feels.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I heard time is money, so I quit my job. Now I have lots of time!

Spotted on Messenger:

If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become.

Trending via Twitch:

I love when I see a really beautiful car, and I look inside, and it’s a beautiful woman. That’s fire.

Spotted on Telegram:

I like my mornings to be slow and quiet. I want the day to romance me a bit before it tries to mess me up.

Going bananas on Facebook:

Don’t be boring. Create the gossip you would like to hear.

Breaking via Telegram:

I’m going to get some steel wool so I can crochet myself a new car.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

13 shares on X this month:

Going from summer clothes to winter clothes: “Okay!” Going from winter clothes to summer clothes: “I AM NOT READY!”

26 shares on Facebook this month:

Babe, you’re not acting according to my delusions right now.

70 shares on Pinterest this month:

A credit card is kind of like a gift card to every store.

35 shares on Messenger this month:

There’s nothing that I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

23 shares on Slack this month:

If I go missing and you put my weight on that poster, I swear I’m not coming back.

24 shares on Reddit this month:

Make it a habit to cry and act unhinged at meetings so you’re never invited back.

81 shares on TikTok this month:

No matter how busy I am, I still find time to waste on Twitter.

74 shares on Discord this month:

I want you to know that whatever problems you’re having, I’m hear to ‘like’ them.

98 shares on Threads this month:

You can’t have everything… where would you put it?”

11 shares on X this month:

Mocktails are awesome because they ask the question ‘how much could juice cost?’

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Hot Jokes 💥

21 folks are currently checking 👀

People believe that they have brains but maybe that’s just inside their heads.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have started asking humans to prove that they are not robots.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

When you split a dessert, the waiter should bring two forks and one of those chess clocks you smack to let the other person know it’s their turn.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Wife asked if I could stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe…

18 folks are currently checking 👀

“Well at least I don’t have to wake up any more.” Is what I want my tombstone to say.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Me: “I’m still young.” My bones: “No, we not.”

17 folks are currently checking 👀

So sad. Elvis died before he could see the Lego movie. He woulda been like, ‘Mama, those blocks are movin’ and shakin.’

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Where do I sign up to be one of those influencers with 2M followers whose whole thing is just standing in front of other people’s content and nodding?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

300 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,569

Funny Quotes Topics

17,627

Funny Quotes Images

15,569

Updated

Jan 11, 2026

Users Online

3,268

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

I stay away from beef-flavored cat food. At no point could Sylvia realistically bring down a cow, and I don’t need that kind of ego in the house.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

The only exercise I’ve done this month is running… out of money!

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

There’s nothing I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

Turns out “YouTube rabbit hole” is not a reliable science degree.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

I would like to have the peace of mind of a cow. I already have the body.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

I only squeak when I’m squoken to.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

Long-term relationship? Like Tom and Jerry?

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

Don’t wait for later to eat the cake. Do it now, before another mammal of your household finds it.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

If rich people aren’t upset after an election, then we have failed.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Unloading the dishwasher in the opposite direction just to feel something.

Just landed via TikTok:

Friendly reminder that double negatives are a big no-no.

Going viral on TikTok:

The Gen Z stare. The millennial pause. Instead, let’s talk about the boomer inappropriate personal question.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

No, I don’t want to read the article first, I want to argue now.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

At Christmas time, all outstanding invoices are always transferred with the reference “Hohoho”.

Spotted on Discord:

All the clouds have come out to play today.

Making waves on WeChat:

I think the worst part about the collapse of civilization will be all those people with no way to remove their braces.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

I am MTV, still played music videos, years old.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Some nights I stay up hella late just farting.

Just landed via YouTube:

At the doctor’s office, booing all the names being called that aren’t mine.

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