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The holidays may be over by my work ethic is still out of the office.

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Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don’t reply to you’re going to jail.

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Sleep with each other, or someone else will!

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

Hey boy, are you the sun? Because you were a big part of my life this summer but now I feel like I never see you.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

“It can’t get any worse than this”, I lie to myself knowing it will absolutely get worse.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

Companies post open positions online and then ask you why you applied to them.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

Therapy isn’t enough. I need to run my brain through the dishwasher.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

That feeling when it’s Friday, you blink once, and somehow it’s Monday again.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

Horoscope: Many good things are in store for you! Unfortunately, the store is closed for repairs.

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If humanity is so smart, how come it took thousands of years after the wheel was invented for someone to put them on a suitcase?

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Just landed via LinkedIn:

Remember: no matter what anyone else thinks of you, it’s how you delude yourself that matters.

Just shared via Facebook:

If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock. We all know that communication is the key.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Driving between speed cameras is called intermittent fasting.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I plan the silliest murders in my dreams because all I have to do to get away with it is wake up.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

How many sit-ups do I have to do before I get a six-pack? Please say 5.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

When your kids embarrass you in public, the only way out is to turn away in disgust and mutter loudly, “Who raised you?”

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Hannibal Lecter didn’t have to be a serial killer, he was scary enough as a foodie.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

You can tell a lot about someone by the stuff you make up in your head about them.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I will charge a 25% tariff on my steely gaze.

Just landed via X:

The only constant in my life are the accidental screenshots of my lock screen.

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1 month ago
Share →: The only thing you can count on with some people is that you can’t count on them.

Commentary:
"… can't count on them to count anything correctly! 🤦‍♂️🔢🤣"
2 months ago
Share →: If a man says he’ll fix it, he will fix it. There’s no need to remind him every six months.

Commentary:
"Patience is key! Good things come to those who wait… and wait… and wait! 😅🔧⏳"
6 months ago
Share →: My mental health is as reliable as a flashlight in a horror film.

Commentary:
"Trying to rely on my mental health is like using a flashlight in a horror film – it flickers at the worst moments and inevitably leaves me in the dark 🕯️😱 But hey, at least there's always a twist ending, right? 😅"
6 months ago
Share →: A person’s character can be read quite reliably from the way he or she interacts with service personnel.

Commentary:
"Remember, how they treat the waiter says more about them than their fancy shoes do! 👀🍽️ It's like the ultimate personality litmus test – pass the kindness test or dine alone! 🙊😂 #RespectForAll"

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Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

Hangman is so great. No better way for a child to learn how to spell than by having to save a man from hanging to death.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

All my passwords are protected by short term memory loss.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

The only men you can trust is ramen.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

You can always tell when a man’s mustache is performative and not representative of his true spirit.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

Nothing bores me like twins who don’t look alike, you should’ve just dropped later if you’re not going to participate.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

Had salad for the third night in a row and now I get why you’re so angry, vegans.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

Don’t tell me to trust my gut. Thats where I put my snacks. Clearly that’s where I’m the weakest.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

As a dad, you’re required to ask your neighbor “You gonna do mine next?” when you see them raking leaves.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

I hate it when I’m outside, and an insect lands and crawls on my glasses, and for a split second, I think aliens have invaded.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Reddit:

That was a nice hour long Twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow.

Making waves on Messenger:

I don’t simply want to kill a mosquito; I want to bite them back over and over to make them itch.

Reported on Reddit:

Can someone please help me, I’m still at the Fyre Festival.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Hey, I noticed you’re not saying what I want.

Just shared via YouTube:

Ground beef implies the existence of sky beef.

Broadcasted on X:

I’m the type of husband that helps his wife look for her missing chocolate that I ate.

Making waves on X:

I’m not good at solving Pi, but I’m really good at eating it.

Going viral on Facebook:

Canadian Thanksgiving isn’t the same day as Thanksgiving in the US because Canadians already put gravy on everything every day.

Spotted on Slack:

My wife bought new towels and they’re different colors, so I know the entire color scheme of my house is about to change.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Kids be like: “Nice bathroom mirror. It would be a shame if I spat toothpaste all over it.”

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