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Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

I’m going to be real pissed if I get my shit together and the world ends.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

You know you got a bad haircut when she insists on giving you a $10 discount.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

Adult life sucks. Friends don’t even ask to see how fast you can run in your new shoes anymore.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

A swear jar for Twitter would end world hunger.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

I’m bad at being sad. Three minutes in, and I’m already making fun of my situation.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like, I want abs, but I need chocolate.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

I can actually be quite charming if you would let me out of the guillotine.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

If you hide the Easter eggs while you’re drunk, nobody knows where they are.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

Stereotypes are like mass graves. They’re both offensive ways to lump groups of people together.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

94 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,363

Funny Quotes Topics

17,479

Funny Quotes Images

15,363

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Spotted on Reddit:

Fun fact: the creator of Barbie and the creator of Hot Wheels were husband and wife.

Just landed via Telegram:

You know you’re over 40 when you clean your house to the music you used to get drunk to.

Going viral on Reddit:

Girls be like “forget it, I’m fine” then set your house on fire.

Spotted on Telegram:

I made some bad choices in life, but I never bought a pair of Crocs.

Making waves on Telegram:

You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Whoever salts the fries at McDonald’s needs to come do the roads.

Seen just now on Slack:

The Gen Z stare. The millennial pause. Instead, let’s talk about the boomer inappropriate personal question.

Going viral on Threads:

I realized being an adult is just feeling too tired to function, and then functioning.

Going bananas on Messenger:

You can make a salad without lettuce if you want, there are no rules.

Just shared via Twitch:

You’ll be having a good day and then someone your age says they’re buying a house.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

37 shares on Instagram this month:

“You’re so quiet!” Thanks! I actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me.

87 shares on Pinterest this month:

The feminine urge to act clueless while knowing everything.

73 shares on Reddit this month:

One day you’re young and fun, and the next thing you know, you’re staring out of a window for no reason.

10 shares on Reddit this month:

Fall in love? I can barely fall asleep.

95 shares on Slack this month:

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That’s common sense leaving your body.

75 shares on YouTube this month:

Sure, I could keep my thoughts to myself but I can’t see “Likes” in my journal.

32 shares on Reddit this month:

Being a dog must be wild, everyone you meet is your masseuse.

40 shares on Facebook this month:

Dollar Tree need to just go ahead and change the name to Tree of Unexpected Prices.

31 shares on Facebook this month:

Hey! (with the intention of going back to sleep)

98 shares on X this month:

When buying presents I like to think, what would Jesus have got you? So yeah, enjoy your fish sandwich.

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Hot Jokes 💥

10 folks are currently checking 👀

You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

My teen being nice to me is getting really expensive.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

My mama didn’t raise a quitter, she raised a burnt out perfectionist who is sometimes bludgeoned into settling for mediocrity.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I think we should all try to spend more time online. It seems to be helping society.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

I came, I saw, I took a selfie as proof that I came and saw.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

If I get rid of social media, how will I know what everyone ate for dinner?

9 folks are currently checking 👀

My girlfriend? You wouldn’t know her, she’s in a different data center.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Women are obsessed with Love Island, but when me and my boys do it in real life, we’re disgusting cheating dogs?

15 folks are currently checking 👀

At the strip club sighing until one of the dancers asks me what’s wrong.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

94 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,363

Funny Quotes Topics

17,479

Funny Quotes Images

15,363

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,533

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

Either you’re violently frolicking with me or you’re violently frolicking against me.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

Sorry, can’t. I’m currently nodding in class so the teacher doesn’t feel sad.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

Warning: People who need to leave their homes today are advised that it is extremely Monday outside this morning.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

According to “The Hobbit”, Gollum was once a handsome young man who was robbed of his youth, zest for life and energy by putting on a ring. Men, think about it!

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

I’m so lucky people can’t hear what I’m thinking.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

“Made with love,” means I licked the spoon and kept using it.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

Your secret is safe with me because I don’t care.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

“Because my hair is not done” is a very valid reason to decline an outing.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

Nothing is complicated when you’re simple-minded like me.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on WeChat:

No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.

Just landed via TikTok:

Adults chasing the popularity they missed out on as teenagers are the worst.

Just shared via Reddit:

The difference between me and Superman is that he has super vision, and I need supervision.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Going to work has backfired on me so many times.

Just landed via Pinterest:

If my dog knew how many photos I have of him sleeping, he’d file a restraining order against me.

Seen just now on YouTube:

The first bowl of cereal makes you want a second, but the second makes you wish you stopped at the first.

Breaking via Twitch:

I wish I was as tired in bed at night as I am after lunch at work.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I’m not saying Lois Lane is a bad investigative journalist, but my friend Greg didn’t wear glasses to work yesterday and I recognized him by lunch time.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Book reviews be like: “5 stars. I’m sobbing. I’m unwell. I haven’t eaten in 16 hours. Highly recommend.”

Just landed via TikTok:

Patience is for beginners. I’d rather freak out straight away!

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