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I hate when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

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Whatever y’all heard about me, I’m way worse.

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I have almost 100,000 miles on my office chair. So I got that going for me.

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Gay? We don’t use that word anymore. Person of rainbow.

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I probably think this song is about me.

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I wish I was as tired in bed at night as I am after lunch at work.

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Scrolling… good take… bad take… nothing take… cyberbullying… beautiful woman.

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Got thrown out of the grocery store for holding a rotisserie chicken up like Simba again.

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Apparently, when you treat people like they treat you, they get upset.

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I won’t rest until a cure for insomnia is found.

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Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Hey (threateningly), can I join your years-old, tight-knit, close friend group?

Trending via Messenger:

God: “I told you to love thy neighbor – not start trade wars with them.”

Live now on X:

There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’.

Making waves on X:

A babysitter is a teenager who acts like an adult while the adults go out to act like teenagers.

Shared recently on X:

A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, “it should’ve been you”

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Sleeping in is the most efficient way to find out which morning rituals you can actually do without.

Shared recently on X:

Our parents were right all along, the music is too loud.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Grab your own butt! Love yourself!

Going viral on Discord:

The toddler refers to every baby as Baby [Name], like Baby is their formal title.

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Share →: Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting.

Commentary:
"Whoever came up with the name 'rice cakes' was definitely stretching the definition of 'cake' to its limits… 🤔 Maybe we should call them 'rice discs' or 'puffed rice snacks' to avoid any more confusion! Let's end the rice-cake gaslighting once and for all! 🍚🍰 #RenameRiceCakes"
6 months ago
Share →: Thanks to rice cakes, I still can’t imagine nothingness, but now I know what it tastes like.

Commentary:
"Rice cakes: the snack that makes you question existence 🤔 Who knew something with 'nothingness' in the description could be so crunchy and bland? 😂 #RiceCakeEpiphanies"

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Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

The only reason I’d want to go to heaven is to complain to the manager.

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I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3am coming back from the club.

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Alcohol is a vicious cycle: regret, recovery, repeat.

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I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.”

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I need a vaccine against overthinking.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

If you’re not dropping it like it’s hot, then what the hell are you doing?

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

Not only is it not Friday, but it’s not even Thursday.

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Relationship status: nobody is cheating on me so that’s pretty neat.

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Might go to prison so I can focus on the gym properly.

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I’m off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Snapchat:

My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.

Making waves on Threads:

I SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfast burrito.

Just landed via YouTube:

Having a crush on someone is just having a lack of information on someone.

Seen just now on Discord:

Whenever І wake up and see that someone has wrіtten a bunch of funny posts before noon, І assume they are a mornіng drіnker.

Reported on Twitch:

The Gulf of Mexico should’ve been renamed to Sea Señor.

Just landed via WeChat:

Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick the one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

Spotted on X:

Twitter is like a mental hospital where everyone thinks they are the only sane person and everyone else is crazy.

Trending via WeChat:

Thursday is really unnecessary. Today could’ve been Friday.

Spotted on Slack:

There should be a variant of fencing with two guys trying to kiss one another.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so.

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