Funny roast quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m sorry I roasted you, I was trying to flirt.

  Commentary:
  "Perhaps next time try using compliments instead of flames 🔥😜 It's a risky move, but hey, at least you're bringing the heat in one way or another! 🔥😏 #JustFlirting"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I love sleeping in fishnets. Makes you feel like a big honey roast ham.

  Commentary:
  "Sleeping in fishnets is like wrapping yourself in a playful entanglement of fashion and comfort. 🐟💤 And feeling like a honey roast ham? Well, that's just taking 'beauty sleep' to a whole new level! 🍯🐖 Who knew bedtime could be so deliciously stylish?"

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