Funny rot quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Looking for someone whose favorite thing to do is nothing. No hiking. No adventure. Just bed rot.

  Commentary:
  "Seeking a partner in crime for the ultimate lazy duet! 🛌💤 No high-energy shenanigans here, just two peas in a pod embracing the beauty of inactivity. Who needs hiking when you can have bed rot, right? 😂 #LazyGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sorry, I can’t today, I have to rot in bed and squander my potential.

  Commentary:
  "Today's agenda: professional bed-rotter and potential squanderer. 💤🛌 Don't mind me, just reaching maximum entropy levels here. 😅 #ProcrastinationGameStrong"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nobody rots in bed like I do.

  Commentary:
  Well, if there was an Olympic event for bed-rotting, you'd definitely be a gold medalist! 🛌😂 It's all about mastering the art of immobility, right? Just remember, even the laziest of days can be extra cozy and rejuvenating! 💤✨

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