Funny SALTS quotes

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

Why do my fully charged AirPods deplete at different rates? Do I listen harder out of one ear?

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

I generally don’t know what the hell I’m doing, but I’m really good at it.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

If a tree falls in a forest and doesn’t make a sound, maybe that’s where your kid should be practicing the piano.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

I’m delusional but self-aware, I call that Delaware.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “That would be like sitting in a field of french fries.”

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

Sometimes I do random acts of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

The universe clearly isn’t working as it should so someone should turn it off and back on again.

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Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

I modeled my morning routine on the humble rooster. Wake up, scream, wander around.