Funny savage quotes

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  23 hours ago

  Share →: I’ve got a soft heart and a savage mouth. I’m like a Hallmark card written by Gordon Ramsay.

  Commentary:
  "That's the kind of card that says 'I love you, but your cooking needs more salt!' 💌🥄🔥"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I wanna stand with you on a mountain and throw you into the sea, or whatever Savage Garden was on about.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, Savage Garden – the masters of blending romance with questionable mountain etiquette! 🏔️💔 Who knew love could involve such adventurous aquatic activities? 😂 Let's hope 'standing on a mountain' with someone doesn't lead to a one-way ticket to the sea! 🌊 #SavageGardenShenanigans"

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