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Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

Australia is like someone’s still playing Jumanji.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

Therapy is life letting you speak to the manager.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not so sure anymore.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

These quiet electric cars are really annoying. I have to stop scrolling and look up while walking outside now.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

I don’t remember if I took my pills, but I can’t check because I can’t remember where I put my glasses.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

I started calling the new guy at work “Grok” because he thinks he knows everything.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

When I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean accountable.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has viewed:

I haven’t had sex in so long, I forgot how to moan, what if I mess up and bark?

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

Don’t throw hate at me, throw money!

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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676 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Facebook:

I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me.

Trending via Telegram:

If I’m too much for you, then go and find less.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

What’s said in the blanket fort, stays in the blanket fort.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

My friends have canceled our dinner plans two nights in a row. I’m starting to think they don’t like dinner.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I’m not fat. I just eat in advance.

Trending via LinkedIn:

All I want I for Christmas is to go to the mall in 1986.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in such a way that they look forward to the journey.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

When I’m on hold and the song ends, I always expect someone to pick up the phone.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Every day is leg day when you’re running from your problems.

Making waves on X:

Am I finishing my education or is my education finishing me?

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80 shares on TikTok this month:

That incredible ability of cats to only throw up on carpeted floors.

55 shares on Twitch this month:

Self-awareness is such a two-edged sword. Like, yay, I know myself better, but at what cost?

60 shares on Messenger this month:

We should put a tariff on being mean to me.

45 shares on Discord this month:

I hate to slut-shame, but a lot of you are not slutty enough.

51 shares on Reddit this month:

I hope this email finds you in a well.

84 shares on Pinterest this month:

My Wi-Fi is stronger than my will to socialize.

82 shares on Messenger this month:

Don’t give up on your dreams. Go back to bed.

82 shares on Discord this month:

Who’s your favorite horror director? Mine’s God.

23 shares on Telegram this month:

I find that age is just a number, and the older you get, the number you get.

32 shares on Snapchat this month:

When people block me, I just assume it’s for my rugged good looks and killer jawline.

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Hot Jokes 💥

18 folks are currently checking 👀

What are y’all gonna do when those labubus come to life and start biting y’alls ankles?

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Bugs have so many legs to make up for their lack of personality.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

When you’re using Grok, the A in Al just stands for Adolf.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Some things are better left unsaid, which I usually realize after I say them.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

My attempts to purge my possessions always seem to result in me rediscovering that I have lots of nice things, after which I lie happily on my hoard like a dragon.

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Sorry, I laughed at your bad joke. I was trying to flirt.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Parents may forget many things, but they never forget who brought the noisy toys into the house.

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How did they call Deadpool’s dog ‘Dogpool’ when ‘Deadpoodle’ was right there?

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Always be kind. You never know who has subscriptions to your favorite streaming apps.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

676 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,684

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

Returned my 3D printer, but not before making a 3D printer with it.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

Shutting up is gluten-free. Maybe add that to your diet, princess.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

What do you even say when someone knocks on your bathroom stall … like, what’s the protocol?

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

The thumbs up emoji is a nice way to tell someone not only did you receive their message, you’re also done with the conversation.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

I find it extremely hard to believe that you’re rolling on the floor laughing.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

When you’re a child, you want to be a teenager. When you’re a teenager, you want to be an adult. When you’re an adult, you want to be a cat.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

Nothing makes me more stabby than when my husband ignores me and starts talking to the dog.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

Nostalgia isn’t as good as it used to be.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

They should invent a second airport for people who have been in public before.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

Sex is cool and all, but have you ever tried obsessing over a mediocre person who’s just not that into you.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Discord:

You look like you can go as yourself for Halloween.

Going viral on Twitch:

Me pulling into a full parking lot: Don’t these people have homes?

Breaking via Threads:

I’m not sure what everyone at my coworking space does for work, but I’m pretty sure one guy’s job is chewing.

Spotted on WeChat:

While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I know my limits. I don’t always obey them, but I know them.

Going bananas on Discord:

Remember when we were young we wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we’re old and cursing because we’re staying up past 9:30 and our entire sleep routine is disturbed.

Just landed via TikTok:

Of course babies cry when flying, their entire understanding of planes centers around them being eaten.

Just shared via Snapchat:

A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now.

Going bananas on Instagram:

I told my wife to embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Getting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to organ trafficking.

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