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Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

I can’t wait to buy Chanel bags on a random Tuesday for me and my friends.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

Imagine if we had to worry about dinosaurs too, on top of everything else.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

The best part of my kid graduating was unsubscribing from the school’s text messages.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

Processed food was literally designed for you to eat. Organic is just some crap they found on the ground somewhere.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

I can’t afford a vehicle with wing doors, so I buy the Tupperware with lids which open that way.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

I just want someone who will treat me like a lady and hold the refrigerator door open for me.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

Remember, if you start with, “It’s crazy to think…” you can say whatever you want.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

Currently looking for tickets for the first flight back to the ’90s.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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238 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,507

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17,572

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Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

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Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

The Cranberries. Great band name. You pick a fruit and you get to work.

Trending via Reddit:

Therapy isn’t gonna cut it, I need vengeance.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I’m instantly 70% nicer after 3 p.m. on Fridays.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

The healthy food in my fridge should be grateful really. It survives much longer than everything else.

Spotted on Twitch:

I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury.

Just shared via Facebook:

So apparently if they ask “do you trust me?”, replying with “well, I trust you to be you” is the incorrect response.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Everyone else time traveling: Preventing wars or the spread of disease. Me: Buying multiple pairs of my favorite shoes they’ve stopped making.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Stay humble, you are someone’s weird coworker.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I’ve got midlife crises older than you.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

By the time he entered rehab, Popeye was more spinach than sailor man.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

95 shares on Instagram this month:

Got out of jury duty yesterday by confessing to the crime.

17 shares on Telegram this month:

Banana boats are powered by bananas. Everyone knows this.

33 shares on Facebook this month:

You know you’re getting old when you can’t walk past a bathroom without thinking, “I may as well go while I’m here.”

77 shares on Twitch this month:

The only reason to engage with a neighbor is if either of you is on fire.

79 shares on Instagram this month:

Many people love saying, “Get these away from me,” after eating a few chips.

82 shares on WeChat this month:

Boys are disgusting. Can’t believe I like these things.

93 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.

62 shares on Slack this month:

Turns out the honeymoon phase lasts forever when you pick the right partner.

54 shares on Reddit this month:

The easiest way to shop with kids is not to.

95 shares on Slack this month:

Adulthood is really discovering half your family is mentally ill.

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My body is a vessel for various dips.

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Notice how ghosts never wear fitted sheets?

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Life is really sucking the life out of me.

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If you see this, straighten your back, you banana-shaped mess.

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Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.

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Diarrhea awareness week starts today. Runs through Sunday.

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Fog. When nature is too lazy to load the complete environment.

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My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.

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I’m going to need to speak with the flowers about this.

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Hi. I didn’t mean to “like” your tweet. I was scraping dried jelly off my phone.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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238 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,507

Funny Quotes Topics

17,572

Funny Quotes Images

15,507

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,616

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

What doesn’t kill you makes you wish it did.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

Being a little freak is my love language.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

If Liverpool play Real Madrid right now, both teams will lose the game.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

For my next trick, I’ll watch a two-hour movie in four.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

Saying “shut up” before skipping the YouTube ad is literally necessary.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

Twitter is cool because you can figure out what’s going on in the world through memes instead of watching the news.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

Here I am, block me like a hurricane.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

No more learning experiences, please, God. I am smart enough.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

I get it, credit cards, I’ve reached my limit too.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

Alcohol: When you want to run away from your problems without moving.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Discord:

Well, I’ve been depressed and poor, but sure, we’ll call it intermittent fasting.

Making waves on Slack:

That sound when you close the cupboard and hear something fall inside, that’s the sound of somebody else’s problem.

Just shared via X:

Welcome to your 40’s: See that kid dressed up like a cop? He is a cop.

Breaking via Messenger:

Sorry for what I said when I was drunk. I meant every word.

Live now on WeChat:

Feeling like Floyd in this May weather (illiterate and violent).

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

You know it’s bad when people start telling you, you are the strongest person they’ve ever met.

Spotted on Telegram:

Playing Mortal Kombat at an arcade in the 90’s would fix me.

Spotted on Twitch:

“Ooh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano.

Trending via Instagram:

I started at the bottom and worked my way down.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

That awkward moment between birth and death.

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