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Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a cardiac surgeon in the middle of heart surgery.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

Objection your honor, if the prosecutor doesn’t have anything nice to say then he shouldn’t say anything at all.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

Ignored the small door that appeared in my apartment three days ago, and now it’s gone. That’s how it’s done.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

I’m instantly 70% nicer after 3 p.m. on Fridays.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

I regret to inform you that the secret to appearing well-read is to read.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

I’ve taken a long, hard look at myself. I won’t be doing that again.

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I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit.

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15,087

Dec 19, 2025

3,881

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Going bananas on WhatsApp:

I’ve got nothing against kids, I just don’t understand why you’d want indoor kids.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I went from dancing with myself in the 80s to talking to myself now.

Making waves on Snapchat:

McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Dear Santa, Money!

Shared recently on Twitch:

This is about the time of year where my enthusiasm about shoveling snow turns into “it will probably melt on it’s own”.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money.

Just shared via Instagram:

The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

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Funny slur quotes bring a cheeky twist to language, turning everyday words into hilarious zingers 😂🔥 Whether you’re looking to spice up your conversations or just need a good laugh, these witty lines deliver the perfect punch 🗣️💥 Just remember to keep it lighthearted and fun – humor is all about bringing smiles, not frowns! 😄✨

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White guys have a slur for other white guys they don’t respect, it’s called ‘buddy.’

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We need a slur for people who use ChatGPT.

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Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

Some Uber rides in NYC are the same price as a JetBlue flight to Miami.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has downloaded:

Nudes are outdated. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

I’ve got nothing against kids, I just don’t understand why you’d want indoor kids.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters” is my favorite song about that 5 minutes of sleep before the alarm goes off.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

Peer pressure has nothing on me; all my bad decisions are made single-handedly.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Sarah Connor would be awfully disappointed in us all, letting this Grok into our lives.

Trending via Discord:

Probably the most depressed I’ve ever been in my life, except for a bunch of other times.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

What if we kissed while watching the decay of our society?

Spotted on Reddit:

I’m on a spinning rock in outer space, and I have to answer work emails.

Trending via Instagram:

You had me at “We’ll make it look like an accident.”

Seen just now on Twitch:

It’s almost impossible to talk to a girl without flirting with her.

Live now on Facebook:

Why is it cute when a baby falls asleep clutching a bottle. Yet, when I do it, it’s “concerning”?

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