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You ever just see a tree and be like, “Bob Ross wouldโ€™ve liked this one”?

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If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

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Girls know how to flirt until it’s with someone they actually like.

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Life would be so much easier if you could push a button that makes dickheads fall through a trap door in the floor.

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God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.”

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I have re-entered the Band of Brothers rewatch stage of male depression.

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Twitter is fun. You kinda just talk to yourself and sometimes someone replies.

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Hike in groups. Bears like to have options.

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Last night’s dream could have been an email.

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Never trust a wet fart.

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Youโ€™ve got to question the legitimacy of the Burger Kingdom if Burger King is just handing out crowns to anybody willy-nilly.

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My toxic trait is thinking I can nap, then waking up 3 hours later in a parallel universe where I missed everything.

Live now on Facebook:

My wife has the worst taste in men.

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Not many things sadder than an untickled fancy.

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It’s amazing how cats can ignore you with both ears.

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When you realize your punishments as a kid (stay home, take a nap, no junk food, go to bed early) are now your goals as an adult.

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Your problems are neither sexual nor spiritual, they are gastrointestinal.

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Life is hard. It is harder if you are stupid.

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Money doesn’t impress me. Giving it to me does.

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Unfortunately, I will continue to get sexier and funnier.

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Thereโ€™s no-one who can get more drunk on power than the admin of a village Facebook group.

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If I was on Love Island, I would get wasted and drown in the pool, altering the course of every contestantโ€™s life forever.

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Whenever someone says โ€œPer ChatGPTโ€ or โ€œChatGPT says,โ€ I look at them like they just consulted a magic 8 ball because, please, stop playing with me.

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Nicole Kidman being in a film called Babygirl is actually perfect cause it’s like another version of her last name.

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And what do we do when we are sad? “Add to cart”

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Shrimp: “When I grow up, I want to be food waste at a gala.”

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When you first meet a man, that fake version of him be so fire.

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It was a complicated 17-hour surgery, but they finally managed to separate the art from the artist.

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