Funny sneaking quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Unpopular Opinion: Die Hard is a Harry Potter movie. He sneaks around a tower at night avoiding Alan Rickman.

  Commentary:
  "Unpopular Opinion: Die Hard is basically a Harry Potter spin-off! 🧙‍♂️⚡️ Just imagine Bruce Willis casting spells and battling Alan Rickman at Hogwarts… Now that's a magical crossover we didn't know we needed! 🏰🌟 #DieHardPotter"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I suppose the supreme discipline for ninjas is sneaking up with flip flops.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the sound of silence amplified by flip flops – the ultimate paradox for ninjas! 🤫👣 Imagine a stealthy assassin trying to sneak up on you with the rhythmic clack-clack-clack of flip flops. 🙊👡 Maybe they're training for the "Ninja Summer Edition"! 🔥😂

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