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My southern family thinks my daily routine in NYC is that I wake up, try really hard not to get stabbed by a knife, and then I go see a musical.

Posted on1 week ago1 week ago

Cartoons make it look like getting stabbed in the butt with a pitchfork would be no big deal, but I beg to differ.

Posted onFeb 28, 2025Feb 28, 2025

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