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Every grocery store becomes an escape room if you see someone you know.

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How many of you also constantly take screenshots of something and then never look at them again?

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To me, essential oils are what drips out of tacos.

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Jealous that my phone can just die for a little while.

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You cannot hurt me. You are not a hip-height table corner.

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A haunted house, but every room is just learning more about Will & Jada.

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Having a car is crazy cause you gotta take it to the car doctor.

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Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.

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I wanted to study psychology, but I have more potential as a patient, to be honest.

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The little umbrella is so unnecessary. Like, my drink is already wet, bro.

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Why do plane tickets have to be so expensive? You’re literally going that way anyway. Just give me a ride.

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Insane that you have to defend yourself at the end of the Ph. D.! Why are you attacking me? I’m so tired.

Live now on Reddit:

I can keep my mouth shut, but you can read the subtitles on my face.

Live now on Messenger:

There’s a great new book on minimalism but I only read the blurb because I believe that’s what the author would want.

Just landed via Threads:

Shaking my head like an Etch a Sketch to get my thoughts right.

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Accidentally made eye contact with the sweets at the grocery store and now have to declare bankruptcy.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I love eating fast food and getting big and fat. It’s amazing.

Going viral on Discord:

I think if you ask Kanye for a million at the right time, he’ll give it to you.

Reported on Reddit:

Just imagine how great life would be if pizza made you skinny.

Just landed via TikTok:

Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.

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My personal brand is being the guest at a wedding who can’t dance but puts in a noticeable effort.

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The problem is that you are in the dating pool when the other fish are in the ocean.

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My friend and I had a running joke. She said, “Let’s do a marathon,” and then we both laughed.

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If you accuse me of yelling, you will start to hear yelling so you can note the difference in the future.

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Flirting is easy until you have to flirt with the person you like.

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The worst part about getting sucked up by the tornado you’re filming is to die knowing your wife was right. You are an idiot.

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I’ve never wished a man dead, but I’ve read some obituaries with great pleasure.

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Not to brag but I don’t even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.

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I just shaved my legs and man, the next 7 minutes and 34 seconds before it starts growing back is gonna feel amazing.

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For Thanksgiving don’t ask me about my life, just pass me the bottle.

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Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Me: what can possibly go wrong though. Anxiety: I’m glad you asked.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

I can’t take people who pronounce “gnocchi” correctly seriously.

Reported on Telegram:

β€œI saw your ex!” A very unnecessary piece of information.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Every time my kids start whining, I get the urge to call my mom and apologize.

Reported on Messenger:

How did the person who invented the spelling of β€œbanana” decide when to stop?

Spotted on Discord:

Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a second.

Trending via Snapchat:

I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist.

Trending via Facebook:

Facebook: because time isn’t going to pass on it’s own.

Spotted on WeChat:

Going β€œOmgg, that’s crazy,” every time my coworkers talk until it’s time to go home.

Trending via Reddit:

Be the spooky thing in the woods that you wish to see in the world.

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