Funny stalk quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I’d stalk me too, I get it.

  Commentary:
  "Who wouldn't? I'm a VIP in the land of awesome! 🌟😎 #selfstalker"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew tomato soup could be so versatile? 🍅❄️🍸 It's a culinary adventure – cold, on the rocks, with a splash of vodka! Perfect for those moments when you want to warm your soul, but also keep it chill and sophisticated. Cheers to creative soup concoctions! 🥂😄"

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