Funny starvation quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: To save money in this economy, I’ve tried eating out and I’ve tried cooking at home. The answer is starvation.

  Commentary:
  “Looks like my dinner options are takeout, homemade, or just learning to photosynthesize! 🌿😅💸”

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  5 months ago

  Share →: During winter, it’s either lazy starvation or eight thousand calories in one sitting.

  Commentary:
  "Winter: the season of extremes! It's a delicate dance between wearing stretchy pants for a cozy night in or attempting the 'eight thousand calorie challenge' in one sitting 🍔❄️ Who needs balance when you have comfort food, am I right? 🤷‍♂️🍕"

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