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Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

Stop worrying if people like you. They don’t.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

Everything is a sign from God if you’re schizophrenic enough.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

You are allowed to be crazy as long as you are equally as hot.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

Water bottle leaking in your bag is a top 10 worst experience.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

The devil couldn’t reach me, so he made sure that the love I give is never reciprocated.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

If A-B-C-D didn’t take their sweet time in the alphabet song, LMNOP wouldn’t have to sprint every time.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

Nothing is riskier than closing your eyes again in the morning for that extra minute of sleep.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

It’s almost time to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy Christmas anxiety.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

In English we say: “You changed.” But in poetry we say: “You became a stranger wearing the face I used to love, and I am haunted by the ghost of who you were.”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

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15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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Freshly posted on TikTok:

People at the library need to learn how to be quiet. Some of us are trying to beatbox over here.

Spotted on Snapchat:

If I were lost and all I had was a compass, I would still be lost.

Seen just now on TikTok:

These quiet electric cars are really annoying. I have to stop scrolling and look up while walking outside now.

Going viral on X:

It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Why is it called the Super Bowl if no one is bowling?

Freshly posted on Facebook:

When I gain weight, I should get to designate where on my body it goes.

Going viral on Messenger:

Tonight, my poor liver has to pay again for what went wrong during the week.

Just landed via Slack:

They all cheat, lie and manipulate. Just pick the pretty one.

Just landed via Messenger:

Parents will give you a lecture about fake friends and then get scammed by their own siblings.

Trending via Pinterest:

Don’t even get into my car if you’re just gonna scream every time I hit something.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

56 shares on Messenger this month:

Jesus turned water into wine. I turn food into fertilizer. We are not the same.

78 shares on Threads this month:

Super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread.

24 shares on TikTok this month:

The older I get, the more I appreciate people who pretend not to notice me when they see me out in public.

46 shares on Snapchat this month:

Autocorrect is like a tiny person inside your phone that sometimes gets drunk and says the dumbest things.

33 shares on X this month:

At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life!

42 shares on YouTube this month:

Welcome to your 40s: here’s an extra chin.

77 shares on Snapchat this month:

They say dress for the job you want, but this baby diaper isn’t very comfortable.

44 shares on Pinterest this month:

When I was a kid, no phones or tablets. We just read the cereal box at breakfast.

95 shares on Snapchat this month:

Don’t forget to whine and complain about Monday today.

34 shares on Pinterest this month:

Making fun of bands that only play 3 chords when I don’t even know what a chord is.

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Hot Jokes 💥

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Icarus loved hot wings.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Too many losers and not enough people telling them they’re losers.

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My psych professor asked if we’d heard of Pavlov. I said, “It rings a bell.” No one laughed; I’m too witty for this class.

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Maybe if we paid our streaming services even more, they could stop jacking up the volume on the commercials they make us watch, even though we are paying for the service.

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A DM? Flirt on the timeline like a real man.

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What a time to be alive! (Derogatory)

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Establish dominance by showing up with all your childhood trophies.

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I feel bad for those that don’t enjoy their own company. I be having a ball by myself.

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I like to minimize the disappointment by being myself right from the start.

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I could post “hello” and there’d be a 20 day argument in the comments.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,242

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

The older I get, the more I understand why roosters just scream to start their day.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

Those 8 hours at work go by quickly when you call off.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

This cannot be the cost of living after Jesus paid it all.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

Every time I stand up, my dog gets excited as hell. He understands that I’m a real man who can make shit happen at any given moment.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

I really don’t believe all of these women are actually named “Sassy”

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

I hate being in that mood where nothing’s really wrong but nothing feels right either.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

The funniest thing about Batman is that he legitimately doesn’t give a shit about crime that happens during the day.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

My worst fear is looking out my window at night, and someone looking right at me.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

This chapter of my life is called ‘at least the rent is paid’

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Threads:

Gang members are so lucky to have something to do with their hands in photos.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Toasters aren’t governed by that little dial. They have free will.

Seen just now on Discord:

You can’t convince me that 2020 didn’t open a portal to hell that we’re still living in.

Making waves on Messenger:

Buying new glasses this week, so a whole bunch of you are about to get a whole lot uglier.

Going viral on Discord:

You can never really “own” earbuds. You just have to appreciate the time you had together.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

According to my chocolate advent calendar, there are only 4 days until Christmas.

Just shared via Messenger:

Your password must contain a character… with a tragic backstory.

Spotted on Telegram:

Accidentally falling asleep is always the best sleep — and that’s so irritating.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Welcome to my very loose interpretation of ‘functioning adult’.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Why does everyone force introverts to leave their comfort zone, but no one forces extroverts to shut up for a while?

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