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Someone from ðŸ‡Ķ🇷 has shared:

November moving quicker than two lesbians who met three days ago.

Someone from ðŸ‡ļðŸ‡ī has viewed:

Nothing is more awkward than trying to tell an online joke to offline people.

Someone from 🇚ðŸ‡ŋ has copied:

My favorite thing about summer is opening a window for 30 seconds so an insect that hasn’t been identified by science yet can fly into your home.

Someone from ðŸ‡ļðŸ‡đ has viewed:

Keep your friends close, but your smartphone closer.

Someone from 🇧🇎 has shared:

I love sleeping in fishnets. Makes you feel like a big honey roast ham.

Someone from 🇚ðŸ‡ū has shared:

We went out on a boat to see whales and the crew encouraged us to clap and cheer for the whales and boo at the regular fish.

Someone from ðŸ‡Đ🇰 has shared:

Ain’t no girls in my messages, just a bunch of verification codes.

Someone from ðŸ‡ąðŸ‡ŧ has bookmarked:

If a ham is allowed to spiral then so am I.

Someone from ðŸ‡Đ🇊 has copied:

I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2010.

Someone from ðŸ‡īðŸ‡ē has downloaded:

The best part about filling out doctor appointment forms online is when you get there and they say “hello, please fill out these forms!”

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I wonder how many new moms try to pick out a unique name for their baby only to later learn it’s the name of an antidepressant.

Seen just now on X:

Since the beginning of time itself, people have been wondering, what the hell is going on?

Just landed via WeChat:

Probably the worst thing you can do when your wife gives you a disapproving look from across the room for being on your phone is finish typing this.

Seen just now on Discord:

Everybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I’m over here like “I love food”.

Trending via WhatsApp:

The police said I was a ‘suspect’, but I prefer being called a ‘person of interest’.

Breaking via WeChat:

I’ve got a neighbor who’s really into morons. I should introduce her to you guys.

Seen just now on WeChat:

You’re an atheist? Well, I don’t believe you. See how you like it.

Going viral on Threads:

They should invent a body that doesn’t keep the score.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I wonder if it’s possible to swim from one end to the other in a pool filled with mashed potatoes.

Seen just now on Discord:

God creating the duck: waterproof that chicken and give it a kazoo.

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Someone from 🇰ðŸ‡ģ has downloaded:

If you saw me licking the plate after the charcuterie was finished, no you didn’t.

Someone from ðŸ‡ģ🇎 has bookmarked:

We argue about where to go for dinner for so long, it eventually becomes an argument on where to go for breakfast.

Someone from ðŸ‡ŦðŸ‡ē has shared:

Me, in heaven: Can you take a photo of me sitting on that cloud?

Someone from 🇷ðŸ‡ļ has copied:

But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition.

Someone from 🇧ðŸ‡Ū has copied:

Sorry, but I don’t think we should see each other anymore. Your Katana skills are lacking.

Someone from ðŸ‡đ🇭 has copied:

There is absolutely no excuse for laziness. But if you find one, let me know.

Someone from ðŸ‡ģðŸ‡Ū has downloaded:

So many people to disappoint, so little time.

Someone from ðŸ‡đðŸ‡Đ has downloaded:

Texting random numbers “It’s done.”

Someone from ðŸ‡đðŸ‡đ has bookmarked:

I don’t remember if I took my pills, but I can’t check because I can’t remember where I put my glasses.

Someone from 🇰ðŸ‡ē has bookmarked:

My sleep apnea was diagnosed at a staff meeting.

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Spreading quickly via Messenger:

I don’t have a yoga mat, but I have a Twister mat, and it’s the same thing.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Quitting my job to focus on watching YouTube.

Just landed via Discord:

A really good magician could be living in your house and you would never know.

Trending via Messenger:

Deciding if I should heal or just give up and go completely insane.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Coffee just tastes better when you are the only one awake in the morning.

Trending via Messenger:

Hello 911? Yes, my wife is forcing me to walk over to meet the neighbors.

Just landed via Instagram:

Saturdays are for doing absolutely everything or doing absolutely nothing, everybody knows that.

Live now on Messenger:

I wonder how my close personal beloved friend Taylor Swift is doing today.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Having a job is cool, but everyday? Come on!

Making waves on Twitch:

Dua Lipa is a fantastic singer AND Mario’s advice to Luigi when he wants to get on a slightly higher platform.

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