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Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

This meeting could have been an AI summary.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

Friends with no kids are like: Want to go to New Zealand this Friday?

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

Nowadays an “all-nighter” means I didn’t have to get up to pee.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

The final level of being smart is just pretending you don’t know anything to make your life easier.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

Don’t worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

The cool thing about Twitter is you’re never the craziest one.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

Hungry me has no respect for bathroom scale me.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

I’m just here trying to spread a little joy while the world burns. Is that so wrong?

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

The grass isn’t really greener over there; that’s just a filter.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

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17,485

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15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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Making waves on Facebook:

I’m ready to try another planet.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I can relate to the stock market because I am always about to crash at a moment’s notice.

Making waves on Telegram:

You can’t hurt my feelings, I used to bring my dad the wrong tools.

Just landed via Pinterest:

If the zombie apocalypse happens we’re double screwed because there are millions on record as having no brain.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

A guy waited exactly 3 days to text me. Someone’s been studying the ancient scrolls of 1980s dating advice.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

When I was a kid, no phones or tablets. We just read the cereal box at breakfast.

Making waves on Instagram:

Restaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

My youngest had a mandatory drugs and alcohol lecture today at school, and he still can’t mix a proper drink.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Always be kind. You never know who has a pool.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I’m pretending to be a hot girl on Tinder so I can match with my roommate and tell him I’m coming over, so he’ll clean the apartment.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

93 shares on Slack this month:

I was walking near a construction site today and heard the foreman yell, “You’re doing a good job!” I know that was meant for me.

14 shares on Instagram this month:

I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

89 shares on Snapchat this month:

The worst part of coming out of a hyperfixation is sobering up and looking at all the merch you bought that you didn’t need.

20 shares on Slack this month:

Took my car to the mechanic because it was making a terrible noise. He removed the Mariah Carey Christmas CD, and now it’s fine.

17 shares on Threads this month:

70% of the planet is covered in water, yet here I am drowning in bullshit.

89 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all: I watched Rebel Moon 2 and the Netflix app worked well. Showed me the entire movie. In color.

94 shares on TikTok this month:

I love cutting off Teslas. Like you may not let me merge over but your car sure as hell will.

92 shares on YouTube this month:

Twitter is cool because you can figure out what’s going on in the world through memes instead of watching the news.

22 shares on Threads this month:

I think my leftovers are old enough to throw themselves away.

46 shares on Facebook this month:

These cannot be the same knees that used to get low in heels at the club.

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Hot Jokes 💥

9 folks are currently checking 👀

The days will soon be shorter again. Then it won’t rain for so long.

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I have browser tabs open that are older than you.

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You call it nagging, I call it ‘listen to what I said the first time!’

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Laptops become possessed with slowness when they see that you are in a hurry.

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I like my bed more than I like most people.

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What’s a polite way to tell someone you hope they get mauled by a bear?

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I made a smoothie that needs a spoon.

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Don’t tell me that everything was better in the past. I was there.

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Dollar Tree need to just go ahead and change the name to Tree of Unexpected Prices.

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Do I need to have seen the Tokyo Olympics in order to understand the Paris ones?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,229

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇷🇸 has viewed:

“You are what you eat”. I don’t remember eating a huge disappointment.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

Well, that’s not very in love with me of you.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

I’m homeless. Minus the ‘m’.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

How do I tell someone respectfully to die in a fire?

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

If I walk into a girl’s house and she got like 50 plants, I know she’s a keeper because she already takes care of a bunch of useless things. What’s one more?

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

I am re-watching “Narcos,” and I have to say that for someone who smokes so much weed, Pablo Escobar gets a lot done.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

If kids these days had a perfume, it would be called Audacity.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

Just once I’d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

Porn actresses envy the look on my face when I clean my ear with a cotton bud.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on YouTube:

I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Did you know 17 muscles are activated when you’re crying? Fitness is my passion.

Breaking via Twitch:

It’s okay to get rid of the boxes for the electronic things you’ve had for the past couple of years.

Live now on Pinterest:

Getting out of bed should count as resistance training.

Going viral on Facebook:

Cocktails can be tricky, because they taste like juice, but then the next thing you know… you can’t walk.

Just landed via YouTube:

People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

No one my age is single because they’re all unhappily married.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Commenting “AI slop” on a high school acquaintance’s Instagram post of their newborn baby.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

When I retire, I’m going to run for office.

Trending via Facebook:

The gaps in my resume are from the space bar.

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