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Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

Nighttime is when I remember that one weird thing I said in 6th grade, and feel bad about it forever.

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Watching a movie and subtitles not syncing is low-key pain.

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To anybody I hurt this year, I just wanna say you deserve it. Stop playing with me.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

Sometimes it’s the conversations you have with yourself that take the longest.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

“You’re a cougar!” God forbid a woman gives back to the youth.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

I am not someone you have to entertain if you invite me, because I will have canceled.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

They said I can never go back to that Vietnamese spot. They banh mi pho life.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

Everybody say a little prayer for my husband, he just told me to calm down.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

“Grey” is a better spelling than “gray” because “e” is a greyer letter than “a.” I will not elaborate.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Going viral on Slack:

Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks.

Just landed via Threads:

I only go for nature walks with people I can outrun.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Getting a key tattoo, but getting it covered up with a doormat tattoo, so no one ever finds it.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Books are so cool because there are no bloody ads in them.

Just landed via TikTok:

38% of being a dad is sitting in a car, looking at your watch, and waiting for everybody else to come out.

Making waves on Messenger:

“Hope you’re enjoying the sunshine!” No, I’m at a desk reading your email.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I can actually be quite charming if you would let me out of the guillotine.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

If life could stop teaching me lessons, that would be great.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Who called them cat allergies and not meowlergies?

Broadcasted on Discord:

My kid asked where babies come from and I said everywhere, man, they’re worldwide.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

83 shares on Facebook this month:

It’s scary when an attractive person is attracted to you, omg.

88 shares on Facebook this month:

Are you a software update, because not now!

66 shares on Reddit this month:

My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.

40 shares on Facebook this month:

Experts say you can make any statement sound more credible by adding ‘experts say’ at the beginning.

47 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’ve reached the conclusion that all men love thigh high stockings.

85 shares on Threads this month:

All these deadlines, but it’s you I want to meet.

73 shares on WeChat this month:

Getting a wax is wild, like you really just be bust open talking to the lady like it’s nothing.

70 shares on YouTube this month:

Being famous on social media is like being rich in Monopoly. It’s not real, so calm down.

83 shares on Instagram this month:

I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said “next time it will be you”.

86 shares on X this month:

Have y’all tried calories? They’re so good.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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The Christmas tree I’ve had up all year makes a lot more sense now.

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Spongebob never let anyone dull his whimsical spirit.

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If you’re partying with your cousin and you’re asked if you’re related, “Our parents are siblings” will cause a lot of confusion.

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I asked my boyfriend if he believed in trolls and elves and he said, “slightly.”

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If your kids aren’t drinking enough water, tell them it’s bedtime.

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“Those tattoos will make it harder to get a job!” Okay, well so will my personality.

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Age regressing by coughing like a toddler, with my tongue out.

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I believe my ex-wife is days away from having a nuclear weapon.

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Back in the day, you used to have to listen to records backwards to discover conspiracy theories.

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The secret ingredient to being really funny is childhood trauma.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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55 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,324

Funny Quotes Topics

17,443

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15,324

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,593

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

There’s a great new book on minimalism but I only read the blurb because I believe that’s what the author would want.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

Some people are so judgmental, I can tell by just looking at them.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

My apologies to the Goodreads reviewer who found my novel about vampires on a submarine, “unrealistic.”

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

You are what you eat! (If anyone needed more encouragement to eat the rich.)

Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

I don’t drink coffee all the time. I take breaks in between to make another one.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

In your 20s, there will be a cat, and it is very important to get that cat and spend so much money on it.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has shared:

Starting my period on election day because I’m a true patriot who bleeds for this country.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

If you can figure out how to configure your default state to be slightly amused rather than slightly annoyed, you pretty much enter God Mode.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

Fog. When nature is too lazy to load the complete environment.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

Life is like a box of chocolates. More expensive than I was expecting.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Snapchat:

You ever get road rage while walking behind someone moving slowly at the grocery store?

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Me, after skipping the tutorial: how the hell do you play this game?

Making waves on Telegram:

Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.

Trending via Reddit:

Some people are so fake, their lock screens don’t recognize them.

Breaking via Twitch:

Sometimes you send an email that requires a response, and the other person writes back right away, and it’s like NO NOT YET.

Just shared via Twitch:

Oh, Amazon, no. Please do not tell me how many packages I had delivered this year; that is none of my business.

Live now on Twitch:

I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

Spotted on Twitch:

A dinosaur as a pet would solve so many problems. Mainly, people problems.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

There are more bots on here than in Star Wars.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

In honor of the winter solstice, I also will be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

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