Funny traumatic quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My body is a machine that turns traumatic experiences into 10 likes on X.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the modern miracle of technology! Who needs therapy when your body can effortlessly convert trauma into social media currency? 🤖💪🔥 #TurningPainIntoPopularity"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I feel for my kids, who had to take in the groceries and put them away today. They may never recover from this traumatic experience.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the horror! 🛒💪🏼😱 It was a struggle of epic proportions for those brave souls. Post-grocery drama therapy may be necessary to heal the wounds of captured snacks and boxed goods! 😂🍎 #ParentingProblems #HardKnockLife

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