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Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

If I had a dollar for every time someone called me fat, I’d probably just spend it on more bacon.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

The feminine urge to start a coven.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

I used to think money is everything. I still think money is everything.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

Kinda miss when crushes were butterflies instead of complex emotional calculations about compatibility and red flags.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

I’m not bossy, I just know exactly what you should be doing.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

Just did my best horse impression and the doctor still won’t give me ketamine.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

Mouse in a conference call: hold on, I’m gonna put you on squeakerphone.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

Hello! I’m Britain’s greatest spy and my catchphrase is: I tell you my real surname, then my real forename, then my real surname again, in case you missed it.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

Can I sell my feelings on ebay, I don’t want them anymore.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

233 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,502

Funny Quotes Topics

17,569

Funny Quotes Images

15,502

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,534

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Have you tried complaining about it?

Making waves on TikTok:

My bra isn’t just padded — it’s also filled with cookie and chip crumbs.

Seen just now on Discord:

My mama didn’t raise a quitter, she raised a burnt out perfectionist who is sometimes bludgeoned into settling for mediocrity.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Dogs naturally form packs, and if left undisturbed, will teach themselves how to play poker.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Looking to sell my DeLorean. Great shape, low mileage. Only driven from time to time.

Breaking via Telegram:

None of the parenting books say what to do when your kids start calling you ‘Bruh.’

Making waves on Instagram:

Ah, summer. When my non-consensual relationship with mosquitoes begins.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Obviously, I’m gonna upload pictures with filters and in my best angles. If you wanna see the ugly side of me, come to my house, but bring ice cream.

Spotted on Threads:

If history is repeating itself, when can I buy a pet dinosaur?

Going viral on Reddit:

Dating over 40 is like Hide and Seek but no one is looking for you.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

70 shares on Reddit this month:

Be the reason why a count unleashes ancient horrors onto the world when he thinks of you.

48 shares on Snapchat this month:

Don’t really want to have 6-8 pints and a takeaway tonight, but it’s Friday and rules are rules.

28 shares on TikTok this month:

“I saw your ex!” A very unnecessary piece of information.

50 shares on Pinterest this month:

If you innocently act like you don’t know, people will explain dirty words to you and it’s hilarious.

30 shares on Reddit this month:

The way I forget stuff at my age, I just know it is over for me after 50.

52 shares on Twitch this month:

Hear me out, a Q-Tip that doesn’t bounce out the trash can when you throw it away.

12 shares on Twitch this month:

“I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there”

57 shares on Threads this month:

Is this art or trash?

22 shares on Discord this month:

Receipts are like: Take this tiny piece of paper home with you and throw it away.

96 shares on Pinterest this month:

My optimism doesn’t come out of thin air. A flask is involved.

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Hot Jokes 💥

8 folks are currently checking 👀

To quote Hamlet Act III, Scene III, Line 92 “No.”

18 folks are currently checking 👀

The way some people hold their cell phone to make a call, I always think they’re trying to take a bite out of a sandwich.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

My Mom asks why everything is on the floor, like she never heard of gravity.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

My head is starting to get dented from hitting rock bottom so often.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Being able to tolerate the sound of your own voice in a video is probably the highest form of self-acceptance.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

In your 20s, you’ll meet a short man. It’s very important you jump over him.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Play the long game? You mean Monopoly?

24 folks are currently checking 👀

My doctor just diagnosed me with anxiety and constipation. Now I’m worried shitless.

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I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.

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For my next trick, I’ll watch a two-hour movie in four.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

233 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,502

Funny Quotes Topics

17,569

Funny Quotes Images

15,502

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,345

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

Please congratulate me on my cool new position! It is the fetal position; I will be in it for a while.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

If I was God, I would’ve equipped women with venom glands.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

My talents include sneaking out of work early on a Friday.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

Calm yourself, Lucifer. You did the right thing coming to me for advice.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

I’d be a horrible stalker… I’m always late.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

Bugs have so many legs to make up for their lack of personality.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

You have a bucket list, I have my head in a bucket, we are not the same.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

Commas are like garlic, you measure with your heart.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

The golden rule of three beverages: one to hydrate, one to caffeinate, and one to celebrate.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on WeChat:

The concept of a courtroom sketch artist is so funny to me. Here’s our little murder doodler.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

ChatGPT is down right now and if you listen closely, you can hear millions of content creators screaming.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Sometimes it’s the conversations you have with yourself that take the longest.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Went out of town, came back and the roomba changed all the locks.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.”

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Seeing an animal sigh is so funny to me. Like, what happened, buddy?

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands together. What could you possibly be plotting? You can’t even get out of the open window.

Just shared via Facebook:

My last straw is way longer than I thought.

Going viral on X:

I know it’s traditional to start work at 9, but I think we could lower that age to 8.

Making waves on Reddit:

Donuts hug you from the inside.

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