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The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.”

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Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.

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Never skip the footnotes – it’s here you find out who made the author angry enough to write the article.

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If you only watched reality TV dating shows, you would probably estimate the number of people who work in medical device sales in the United States to be approximately 80,000,000.

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The difference between a hippo and a zippo is that one is really heavy and the other is a little lighter. Thank you and good night.

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Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”

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“You’re acting weird!” I’m not acting.

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Social media is proof that even mental hospitals have WiFi.

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I prefer people who actually know what’s going on.

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Imagine if every time you ate a grape you’d hear a soft voice whisper “that was my son…”

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Nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping.

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I have some fart jokes I’ve been holding in.

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Sorry for levitating at the end of your bed all night, I just think you’re really cute.

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A recent study showed that people who are reading this text thought they were learning something useful.

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Note to self: Very important! First hang up, then insult.

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Hey girl, do you like my signals? I mixed them myself.

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The endings of Lost and Game of Thrones each cost me a television.

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Kids are like pancakes. The first one is always a bit strange.

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I am under no obligation to make sense to you.

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You don’t scare me, I was married once.

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Share →: Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.

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Share →: Save money by accidentally forgetting your wallet at home. Follow me for more financial tips and tricks.

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"Who knew forgetfulness could be so profitable 😅💸 Just make sure you don't have too many 'accidents' or you might end up saving more than you bargained for! #FinanceHumor"
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Share →: Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.

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"Who needs a dog that can high-five when you can have one that can fold laundry like a pro? 🐕👚 Let's revolutionize dog training one chore at a time! 💪🐾 #DomesticatedSuperheroes"

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Livin’ la vida vodka!

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90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying seems to be working.

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The laundromat should give you XP and ranks like “Slimelord” and “Glunkfather,” based on how dirty your clothes are.

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How do I gracefully leave this party early but also take the queso dip with me?

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Halloween is the only day you can ghost someone and blame it on being festive.

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Noise cancelling headphones but for when the noises are coming from inside your head.

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The internet is fun because you can post about mayonnaise and somehow end up in a fight.

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I’m sorry, I didn’t realize how quiet your bathroom exhaust fan was.

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The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.

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Fries, not lies.

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It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

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Like many men my age, my biggest regret is hiring the inexpensive hitman.

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The main reason for stress is the daily contact with idiots.

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My lawyer dropped his briefcase and nunchuks fell out.

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Pretending I’m asleep so my boss has to carry me to the meeting.

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When I get filthy rich, I will stay humble by continuing to use grocery bags as bathroom trash bags.

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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

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The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready.

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I hate when I turn my car on in the morning and the music starts blasting, and I am like, “Whoooah, big fella, I’m not the same person I was last night.”

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Waiting for the websites to start offering pizza instead of just cookies.

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