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Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

What age do you learn to cook pasta for one and not for a whole village? Asking for a friend.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

An orgasm before bed is nature’s strongest sleep aid.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

Lou Read is the name of my favorite musician and also the book I keep in the toilet.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

“It’s swimsuit season” I say, eating another swimsuit.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

I don’t wanna start the year with any negativity so if you and I have had issues in the past, apologize to me immediately.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

The time I spend, just thinking about food, is kind of embarrassing.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

Imagine hating me, and I’m not even paying attention.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say: “Close Enough.”

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

“It’s been a long week!” Me, on a Tuesday.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Updated

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Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

And what do we do when we are sad? “Add to cart”

Making waves on Threads:

You’re never too old to become less of an idiot.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

I’m so hungry, I could eat my own cooking.

Shared recently on Threads:

It’s true that I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name, but for my return trip, I rented a camel named Carl.

Trending via Facebook:

I’m bad at being sad. Three mins later, I’m making jokes about my situation.

Freshly posted on Slack:

You see how in cartoons, when they’re hungry, their friends start looking like a chicken leg? That’s how ovulation feels.

Shared recently on Slack:

I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

Just landed via TikTok:

Nothing really prepares you for when your favorite sweatpants begin to fall apart.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I’m a private person except for when I’m publicly trauma dumping on social media.

Just shared via YouTube:

Sometimes I do random acts of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

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88 shares on Discord this month:

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the best thirst trap poster of them all?

34 shares on Twitch this month:

Therapists probably have to struggle so hard not to ask to see pictures of the people their clients are obsessing over.

46 shares on Snapchat this month:

Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food.

99 shares on Messenger this month:

Actually, you’re having a conversation with yourself. I’m just here so you don’t appear totally insane.

45 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m not getting fatter. I’m increasing my content.

44 shares on Slack this month:

It’s hard to sleep knowing that Coke is in the fridge.

80 shares on Threads this month:

Big fan of the comma, just great. Like look, I just made you pause the sentence as you read it. Oh look, I just did it again.

24 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“You’re a flirt!” God forbid a girl has good communication skills.

46 shares on Twitch this month:

If I was pregnant and people asked when I was due, I would say “What do you mean?”

79 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My favorite hobby is withering away.

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Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.

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Anyone else who tells their pets every time they leave the house that they’ll be back soon?

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Sleeping nakey nakey nakey just in case Santa wants a different type of cookie tonight.

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The problem with leading by example is that no one pays attention.

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They say money doesn’t solve all problems, but it will surely solve all of mine.

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I’m so bored of being bored, because being bored is really boring.

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I like warm weather but only to a certain degree.

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The folks who write fragrance commercials must be like “I had the weirdest dream, Imma put it on TV.”

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How old were you when you found out people in porn aren’t actually in love?

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The more I insisted marshmallows were vegetables, the angrier my doctor got.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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216 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,485

Funny Quotes Topics

17,557

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15,485

Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

Using ChatGPT requires you to actually be smart; otherwise, it just regurgitates your dumb takes back to you.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

Welcome to your 50s, your knees will now decide when you will sit down.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

Going viral on X is like winning a lotto during the apocalypse.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

But are we sure that stomachs are meant to be flat?

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

I think my type is a nice person.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

Google Maps should not count towards my screen time. I’m not addicted to my phone, I’m disoriented.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

A gambler is only called an addict when he loses.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

The lion does not concern himself with the few small drops of pee that got on his boxers at the urinal even after he did a few shakes to be sure.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

The hottest thing a man can be is boring in his 30s.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on TikTok:

My stomach just made the exact sound of the “your” in “your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice messaging system.”

Going bananas on WeChat:

If you’re happy and you know it, you’re clearly not paying enough attention.

Making waves on Threads:

I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again.

Going bananas on Discord:

Do you say “Excuse me” to your pet when you walk by them, or are you rude?

Trending via Threads:

Nobody cleans better than someone who’s pissed off.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Millionaires and multi-billion dollar companies be like, “We’re doing our part by asking the poor to donate to the poor.”

Just shared via Twitch:

The day I start waking up early it’s over for you all.

Seen just now on X:

Please stop calling 911 when you see me dancing. I’m fine!

Going viral on Instagram:

Should I be worried that buzzards circle me when I go for a run?

Shared recently on Discord:

I just sneezed my wife awake from a nap so any discussion about renewing vows is on hold for a bit.

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