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Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

Sex is cool and all, but have you ever tried obsessing over a mediocre person who’s just not that into you.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

As I get older, I’m understanding why everything needs to be done before 12 p.m.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

I don’t need the audio tour at the museum, I have my teen to provide critical commentary the entire time.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

I don’t need to bring anything to a knife fight, because I don’t go to knife fights.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

I want my boyfriend to be so hot strangers know he’s not funny.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

My mirror needs a screenshot button.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

Getting a random boner is a bit funny. Like, what is it, boy? What do you see?

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

Me at war: You guys mind if I leave a bit early today?

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

You should be able to mute someone in real life. Annoying coworker? Silence them for 24 hours by booping them on the nose!

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

Fun prank: make people study for 16 years, and then don’t give them jobs.

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Freshly posted on Twitch:

“Well, at least things can’t get any worse” has turned out to be a failure of my imagination.

Trending via Twitch:

Guy inventing jogging: how can I suffer, but with music?

Going viral on WeChat:

I really want an emotional support octopus so I can train it to slap people and shoplift.

Making waves on TikTok:

I’m starting to think the voice in my head doesn’t like me very much.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Don’t forget to brush your teeth, comb your hair, cleanse your face, and share my posts.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

It’s funny how quickly you become difficult if you don’t always just say “yes”.

Going viral on Telegram:

No one told me adulting would involve trying to avoid so many scams.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Whenever someone asks me if my dog is adopted I respond with, “no, she’s biologically mine.”

Shared recently on Threads:

“I’m gonna decide everyone’s pronouns and sexuality tonight. And, yes, there will be some big surprises.”

Spotted on YouTube:

I hope one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

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92 shares on TikTok this month:

Elections make you feel like we’re all in divorce court waiting to see who gets custody of us.

40 shares on TikTok this month:

I think if you ask Kanye for a million at the right time, he’ll give it to you.

57 shares on Twitch this month:

Living in your parent’s house is free because you pay with your soul.

13 shares on Messenger this month:

Okay, I’ve proved I’m not a robot, now you prove you’re not a human.

99 shares on TikTok this month:

Am I the only one who prays about everything? Like, ‘God, please help me find where I dropped my AirPods.’

80 shares on Discord this month:

My kidnappers sent me back early with a full apology, some money, and several of their fingers.

90 shares on Snapchat this month:

If they can bring back the dire wolf, they can bring back Norm Macdonald.

32 shares on Discord this month:

Shazam, but for whatever the hell goes on in the apartment upstairs.

91 shares on Telegram this month:

When I say I like when older men tell me what to do, I am talking about Yoda and his teachings.

86 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Changing your mind is an underrated activity.

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I hate it when some random company refers to me as their “customer.” I’m like, look, we had one night of drunken shopping, we are not in a relationship.

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Someone in their late 20s giving advice to someone in their early 20s is exactly like when a toddler is obsessed with a newborn.

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Popping your head in the cockpit and saying, “Anywhere here will do, chief.

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I believe libraries are our proof that we once valued curiosity.

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Don’t worry. You’re exactly where you should be in life. Because you’ve made horrible choices.

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I tried selling my soul to the devil, and he said no.

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Why do men stay in the car for minutes after arriving home?

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You know you don’t have to give your bathroom a beach theme, there’s no law.

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Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.

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The only guarantee in life is, if you run errands looking like shit, you will run into everyone you haven’t seen in months.

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Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

Mambo No. 5, but it’s in a minor key, and I’m naming women who didn’t text me back.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

Single by choice. Just not my choice.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

Someone asked me what my hobby was and I realized that my favorite hobby is doing absolutely nothing.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

He was only called Mr. Pepper until he published his groundbreaking research on fizzics.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

I still make time for all my favorite hobbies, like drinking, swearing, and making people feel uncomfortable.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

There’ll be a time someone will convince you to watch Game of Thrones. It is very important that you listen to them and watch.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

The cost of living has gotten so high, I’m thinking about having a nap for dinner.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

I’ve got 99 problems. I know this because I wake up in the middle of the night to review each and every one of them in great detail.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has viewed:

Your honor, I have a role to play as the black sheep of the family.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

When the past calls, don’t answer it. It has nothing new to tell you.

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Just shared via WeChat:

I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

Seen just now on Discord:

My boss wants me to train some other employees so it’s pretty obvious he has no idea I am completely incompetent.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Divorce is so weird. Why do I have an ex-aunt?

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Adulting: unlocking life’s mysteries, one therapy session at a time.

Just landed via Telegram:

You’re never too old or too stupid to become older and stupider.

Just landed via Telegram:

Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct.

Going bananas on Telegram:

My nutritionist told me wine doesn’t count as a fruit source so now I need to find a different nutritionist.

Spotted on Messenger:

I’d like to thank the municipal snow plow for recreating the wall from Game of Thrones at the end of my driveway.

Shared recently on WeChat:

You’re no Sultan of Swing, buddy, you’re hardly a Governor of Groove.

Spotted on Messenger:

My skin is so dry it’s doing a PowerPoint presentation.

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