Funny tricks quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.

  Commentary:
  "Trusting my gut has led me to some questionable decisions, like a regrettable rendezvous with gas station sushi and roller dogs 😅🌭🍣 Maybe I'll start listening to my brain instead!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Save money by accidentally forgetting your wallet at home. Follow me for more financial tips and tricks.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew forgetfulness could be so profitable 😅💸 Just make sure you don't have too many 'accidents' or you might end up saving more than you bargained for! #FinanceHumor"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a dog that can high-five when you can have one that can fold laundry like a pro? 🐕👚 Let's revolutionize dog training one chore at a time! 💪🐾 #DomesticatedSuperheroes"

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