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You know what goes great with helping your kid with math homework? Vodka!

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Men be like, “I want you.” Yeah, to suffer.

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Misses Claus only married Santa because of his big sack.

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Yes, I know there is a really special place in hell for me. It’s called a throne.

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I’ve been having a rough day for about 5 years now.

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I just agree with people so that they stop talking.

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Kid, I have jeans older than you.

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Seeing a beautiful woman drink her beer is like witnessing an angel take flight.

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Can someone please fix the algorithm of my life?

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Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever checked your bank account and had way more money than you expected.

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He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice, he’s leaving the store, he still forgot milk.

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My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.

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A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

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Thank you for your password, now we are going to text you another password, then put that one in. Click ‘remember this computer’ so we can forget it.

Just shared via Instagram:

I’ve named my couch American Idle.

Live now on YouTube:

It’s so funny how every true crime documentary eventually devolves into a story about how the police botched the entire investigation.

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Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

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There’s no denying that I have an effect on men. Mostly migraines, but an effect nonetheless.

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She’s probably just not using her phone right now for the first time ever in her whole life.

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Your secret is safe with me and my sister.

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There is no bigger lie than “fun for the whole family”.

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My new pajamas have no pockets. I don’t want to hear your problems.

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Today’s the day I’m gonna’ make the onions cry.

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When this multivitamin kicks in I’m going to do so much success.

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Yes, I’d love to learn your family card game. I’m sure it won’t be excruciating at all.

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The man who invented autocorrect walks into a barn. He orders a bear.

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Very confusing that gross pay is before tax. I always find the number way grosser after tax.

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The one nice thing about your friends’ divorces is no one invites you to them.

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When I worked as a restaurant critic, I wrote under a nom nom nom de plume.

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“You’re a cougar!” God forbid a woman gives back to the youth.

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Soft launching your call out the next day by telling everyone at work your stomach feels a little weird.

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Nobody knows my next move. Not even me.

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Seriously, how sexy was Freud’s mom?

Trending via Facebook:

I had an irrational fear of bees until I saw My Girl and it became rational.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Ask your girlfriend for her ring size and then give her a personalized bowling ball.

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You had me at “We’ll make it look like an accident.”

Seen just now on X:

You’d think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Some people have goals based on a summer body. Mine revolve entirely around the weight limit of my beach chairs.

Trending via Pinterest:

Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me.

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Being single is so crazy. What do you mean there’s No One?

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