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Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

Defeating imposter syndrome by actually being incompetent.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

Thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

It’s so funny how you can meet someone randomly online, and they become such an important part of your life. It’d be nicer if they lived closer, though.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

Seriously? I came out of hibernation for this?

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

When animals lead you to a place, it’s so cute… like, yes, I’m still following. Thank you for constantly turning around to make sure.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

Cars should come with a secondary smaller “sorry” horn for when you do something a lil silly by accident.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

I see WWIII is about to kick off again. I’d best cancel the milk and get the cat in.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

I don’t want to be dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

Today, I changed a light bulb and walked into a bar. My life is a joke.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

I’m a private person except for when I’m publicly trauma dumping on social media.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

297 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,566

Funny Quotes Topics

17,623

Funny Quotes Images

15,566

Updated

Jan 11, 2026

Users Online

3,321

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Shared recently on Discord:

First date idea: I lean in close and surprise you with a wet willy.

Just landed via Threads:

When someone is in a Christmas eve panic, I always find that “well, maybe you should have thought of that sooner” is a helpful phrase.

Going viral on Slack:

Those 8 hours at work go by quickly when you call off.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

The more secure you want my computer password to be, the more guaranteed I am to just write it on a very not secure post-it note.

Just landed via Instagram:

It was so windy today when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine store.

Shared recently on Discord:

Please don’t dm me with the intention of dating me. You deserve less.

Seen just now on X:

Be the horrifying lore of your family’s lineage.

Making waves on Reddit:

That moment when you clean the apartment and a year later everything is dirty again.

Going viral on Slack:

A girl hating you is a million times better than her calling you a ‘nice guy’.

Making waves on TikTok:

My neighbor is having some kind of party and didn’t invite me. I guess I have to call the cops again.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

40 shares on Facebook this month:

I have a question and my question is, how can I look so cute in the mirror but like such a baked potato in pictures?

69 shares on Snapchat this month:

Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

82 shares on Facebook this month:

Not photogenic, but I probably look soooo good as a distant memory.

79 shares on Reddit this month:

Still hard to believe that access to infinite information made us dumber.

82 shares on Instagram this month:

Honk shuah. Sleep on that thang!

94 shares on Snapchat this month:

Wealthy person who has no problems and also meditates sometimes: Meditation is my secret weapon.

20 shares on Discord this month:

I’ve found that the easiest way to do burpees is to just not do burpees. No pain, no pain.

20 shares on Facebook this month:

I ain’t typing “X” into the URL bar, my wife is right behind me.

77 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Before I drink, I eat liver so the liquor won’t know which liver to attack.

68 shares on Twitch this month:

You think you’re raising your kids right, and then one of them decides to be a fan of your football team’s arch rival.

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Hot Jokes 💥

5 folks are currently checking 👀

If there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s being annoyed by stupidity.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Waking up early is cool until it starts feeling like you’ve had a long day at 10 a.m.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Beer is like weed for people with jobs.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Paid my mortgage so don’t ask me to come out. I’m getting my money’s worth.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s important to set an alarm the first day of school, so you remember to pick up the kids.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

You don’t get much engagement? Have you tried being retarded.

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Hey girl, are you an extraterrestrial? ’Cause your husband’s out here acting like you don’t exist.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

When fireworks were invented, it was ‘hisssss’ to ‘wheeeee’ in the making.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

What a time to be alive! (Derogatory)

24 folks are currently checking 👀

The fact Head and Shoulders doesn’t have a body wash called Knees and Toes, is disappointing.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

297 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,566

Funny Quotes Topics

17,623

Funny Quotes Images

15,566

Updated

Jan 11, 2026

Users Online

3,620

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

What are some beginner bad habits for someone just getting into ruining their life?

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

Imagine how organized the first person to write down a recipe must have been.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

Welcome to your 40s: you’re not having a midlife crisis, you’re just awake.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

I just want someone who can read a book with me in silence, and then do ungodly things sometimes.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

I deserve a dragon after all I’ve been through.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

All human behavior is performative, besides the crying of an infant.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

When I find it, I don’t need it. When I need it, I can’t find it.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

What career is most compatible with the unemployed lifestyle?

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

I modeled my morning routine on the humble rooster. Wake up, scream, wander around.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

Nice tots you got there. Be a shame if someone tatered em.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Instagram:

Y’all ever skip a class and then have the post-skip class depression? Like, damn, I should’ve just gone.

Trending via Reddit:

My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

Just landed via Telegram:

What I lack in moves on the dance floor, I more than make up for in dancing around a conversation.

Spotted on Facebook:

Discord is only good for calling friends on the computer. Please do not waste your time getting caught up in random servers.

Shared recently on Messenger:

BREAKING: OpenAI to partner with OpenAI to help fund OpenAI. OpenAI up 90%.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Being held for questioning sounds more romantic than it is.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Saw someone from high school. She said she hadn’t seen me in years. That’s likely because I’d always seen her first.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

The pointless tidy-up before a play date.

Broadcasted on Slack:

When gearing up for a mountain climbing adventure it is important to remember to no.

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