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Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

The first Humans saw the sun go up and then back down, and so they decided to call it a day.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

Just did several sets of some bullshit at the gym… no idea which muscles have been targeted.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

My husband has reached an age where he reads the menu out loud. The whole menu. And then he has questions. Please send help.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

A college education is one of the few things a person is willing to pay for and not get.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

Congratulations to the people who never took their Christmas decorations down. You’re almost there.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

I just wish I had the confidence of my husband who thinks everything only takes 5 minutes.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

Halloween is over and most people just keep on being creepy.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

I am a full grown adult. Now listen to me discuss the various plot holes in Paw Patrol.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive?

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

Autocorrect changed ‘are you around?’ to ‘are you aroused?’ and my buddy didn’t want to hang out today.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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356 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,625

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15,625

Updated

Jan 12, 2026

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Broadcasted on Telegram:

Do you ever hang out with someone else’s family, and you’re like, ooooh, so this is what it’s supposed to be like?

Trending via Discord:

Researchers have discovered that birthdays are healthy. People who have more grow older.

Trending via WhatsApp:

“Unc” is short for “unclear.” It’s unclear what it means. “Uncle” is short for “unclear” as well.

Breaking via YouTube:

Imagine being a bald vampire and every time you walk by a mirror your toupée is just floating.

Going bananas on WeChat:

I’ve just filed a restraining order against reality.

Live now on WhatsApp:

I admire the audacity of beavers, they just move to a new area and say “screw the neighbors, imma put a lake here”.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Why do fish stink so much even though they bathe their whole lives?

Trending via X:

I don’t think we’ll ever see aliens. I bet that they’re just gathering information and waiting for us to destroy ourselves.

Just shared via YouTube:

Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.

Seen just now on Facebook:

That awkward moment when everything is going so perfectly… and then you wake up.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

92 shares on Facebook this month:

Please don’t buy my book on reverse psychology.

95 shares on Messenger this month:

“What’s a random act of kindness you’ve done for a stranger recently?” I helped a bunch of teens buy alcohol and cigarettes the other day.

10 shares on Facebook this month:

Growing up, I always knew I was gonna be the distant family member.

62 shares on Discord this month:

Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed, and the other half don’t know how to do math.

24 shares on X this month:

Bro, are you a black hole, because you suck energy and light?

86 shares on Threads this month:

This is the fastest December in the history of all December.

51 shares on Snapchat this month:

You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.

23 shares on Messenger this month:

Spice up your anxiety attack by playing the Jaws theme song.

15 shares on Pinterest this month:

Microdosing hell by checking the web every day.

22 shares on Twitch this month:

They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.

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Hot Jokes 💥

9 folks are currently checking 👀

(guy who’s not even that into you) I love you.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Sometimes life is like a cowshed. You step from one turd into the next.

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The guy that said laughter is the best medicine obviously wasn’t suffering from diarrhea.

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Isn’t your email address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com?

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“Gravy is not a beverage.” Okay, well that’s why I was trying to drink it in the bathroom, so you wouldn’t see me.

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When I die and y’all go through my search history, you’ll be disappointed to find mostly just definitions for very common words that I wasn’t sure I was using correctly.

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When I die, I hope it’s early in the morning, so I don’t have to go to work that day for no reason.

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If there’s no open mouth cougher on the plane they hold the flight until they can find one.

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I find it hard to believe I used to just answer my phone when it rang. No caller ID. No idea who was calling. Just picked it up and said “hello” like a goddam daredevil.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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356 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,625

Funny Quotes Topics

17,675

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15,625

Updated

Jan 12, 2026

Users Online

3,555

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

You gotta wonder why they just don’t make all bread garlic bread.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

A pie where there isn’t pastry on the bottom isn’t a pie. It’s soup with a hat.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

When you say “You’re going to hate me for this,” you’re making a very large assumption that I don’t hate you already.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

Getting a boner because the Lego instructions are telling me what to do.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

I’ve reached the age where people talk loudly and slowly to me.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

Mood to play music louder than my thoughts.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

The problem with self-checkout is that all the cashiers are idiots.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has shared:

Discovering the Spice Girls broke up not over money and fame but lesbianism.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

Uber Eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is funny because I didn’t forget, I just came to my senses.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Reddit:

I would rather walk directly into the ocean than tell people a fun fact about myself.

Spotted on Discord:

At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future.

Spotted on Threads:

Someone you haven’t talked to in forever will show up in your dream just to do a backflip.

Going viral on WeChat:

Ever ghost an entire event to avoid one ghost from your past?

Live now on Reddit:

We all have that one coworker whose sole purpose is to reduce our life expectancy by ten years.

Shared recently on Messenger:

And then the vodka whispered, “Say what you really think.”

Going viral on YouTube:

Maybe the wolf from The Neverending Story still has nightmares about me, too.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

In hell, you wait for a ‘verify your email address’ email that never arrives.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

December. The month at work where everything is January’s problem.

Just shared via Facebook:

You should get a pension for having to go to school for so many years.

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