Funny variant quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: New COVID variant subscribes you to random podcasts.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like COVID got tired of just affecting your health, now it's coming for your ears too! Stay safe out there, you might end up binge-listening to shows about cat fashion or underwater basket weaving thanks to this new variant."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: New COVID variant tries to sell you an extended auto warranty.

  Commentary:
  Looks like this new COVID variant is not only spreading quickly but also has a side hustle as a telemarketer! 🦠🚗 "Hello there, may I interest you in a lifetime warranty for your lungs and taste buds?" 😂 #COVIDVariantSalesPitch

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