Funny variant quotes

Funny variant quotes bring a hilarious twist to everyday sayings, turning the ordinary into pure comedy gold 😂✨ Whether you need a quick laugh or a clever icebreaker, these witty spins will brighten your day and spark smiles everywhere 😜💬 Ready to upgrade your humor game? Dive into the world of funny variant quotes and watch your mood soar! 🚀🤣

There should be a variant of fencing with two guys trying to kiss one another.

Commentary:
"Swipe right for swordplay and smooches! 🤺💋😂"

New COVID variant subscribes you to random podcasts.

Commentary:
"Looks like COVID got tired of just affecting your health, now it's coming for your ears too! Stay safe out there, you might end up binge-listening to shows about cat fashion or underwater basket weaving thanks to this new variant."

New COVID variant tries to sell you an extended auto warranty.

Commentary:
Looks like this new COVID variant is not only spreading quickly but also has a side hustle as a telemarketer! 🦠🚗 "Hello there, may I interest you in a lifetime warranty for your lungs and taste buds?" 😂 #COVIDVariantSalesPitch

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Funny variant quotes

There should be a variant of fencing with two guys trying to kiss one another.

New COVID variant tries to sell you an extended auto warranty.