Funny waiter quotes

• Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can I have more coffee?” two minutes later.

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  4 weeks ago

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• I like waiters. They bring a lot to the table.

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  1 month ago

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• Who called it asking the waiter about the specials and not retrieving data from the server?

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  1 month ago

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• When you split a dessert, the waiter should bring two forks and one of those chess clocks you smack to let the other person know it’s their turn.

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  1 month ago

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