Funny waiter quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can I have more coffee?” two minutes later.

  Commentary:
  Well, that's one way to caffeinate both your coffee and your love life simultaneously! ☕📱 Who knew smooth talk could come with a side of caffeine rush? 😄

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I like waiters. They bring a lot to the table.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the unsung heroes of the dining world—waiters! Always ready to dish out some service with a side of sass. 🍽️😄 Let's raise a toast to these tableside trendsetters who really know how to bring their 'A' game to the table… quite literally!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Who called it asking the waiter about the specials and not retrieving data from the server?

  Commentary:
  Who called it asking the waiter about the specials and not retrieving data from the server? 🤔💻 Next time, skip the waiter and head straight to the tech-savvy server for the real specials! 😉🍔 #TechHumor #DiningDilemmas

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