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Funny waiter quotes serve up a perfect blend of humor and hospitality 🍽️😂 Whether you’re a server navigating busy nights or a diner enjoying the show, these witty lines bring laughter to the table 🎉🍴 Get ready to smile, chuckle, and maybe even relate as we dive into the funniest moments from behind the scenes of your favorite restaurants! 🍕🥂 #WaiterHumor #FoodieLaughs

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Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can I have more coffee?” two minutes later.

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I like waiters. They bring a lot to the table.

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Who called it asking the waiter about the specials and not retrieving data from the server?

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When you split a dessert, the waiter should bring two forks and one of those chess clocks you smack to let the other person know it’s their turn.

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Behind every strong, independent woman… is a dog that follows her to the bathroom.

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I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

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Today, I used a wire I’ve kept in my box of cables since 2011. Please applaud.

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I learned Morse code, and then I couldn’t sleep because the rain kept telling me to go fuck myself.

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Aliens, robots, mutant ladybugs — whoever takes over will be better than this.

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Once you are able to find humor in any situation, you’ve either reached enlightenment or you’re just a little unhinged.

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“You’re always drinking wine!” God forbid a girl enjoys the first miracle of Jesus.

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I don’t want to “act young”. I just can’t be as “grown up” as others my age.

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Life is hard. It is harder if you are stupid.

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If they played poker with potato chips, I’d have a gambling problem.

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It’s so important to warm up before any physical activity, like getting out of bed.

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At the doctor’s office, booing all the names being called that aren’t mine.

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I drive safer when there’s food in my passenger’s seat than when there’s a person sitting there.

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My guardian angel is probably preoccupied with sports betting apps and generative AI, that’s why she’s letting all these bad things happen to me.

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New funny waiter quotes 👇

Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can I have more coffee?” two minutes later.

I like waiters. They bring a lot to the table.

Who called it asking the waiter about the specials and not retrieving data from the server?

When you split a dessert, the waiter should bring two forks and one of those chess clocks you smack to let the other person know it’s their turn.

All funny waiter quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

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Look, the problem with The Life of a Showgirl is that, for maybe the first time in her music career, Taylor Swift has nothing to say.

I just learned the professional way to say “I told you so”: “This was identified early on as a likely outcome.”

Ever been in the car with someone who drives so fast that you press your imaginary brakes on the passenger side?

Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself.

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I hate this time of year because all you guys care about is football, and no one wants to ogle my cleavage anymore.

Flirting with submissives is actually really easy. All you gotta do is send a gif of a small animal and say, ‘This is so you.’

All the world’s a stage, and I always forget my line.

I love beating a dead horse with the girls. There is nothing better than a Saturday night rehashing, and never letting that horse rest in peace.

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Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?

Last time I laid on his chest, I heard girls in there laughing at me.

Who called it girl math and not galgebra?

Interpretive dance is the best way to answer stupid questions.

Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.

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I hate when you leave your phone on the side, and it brings up that red evil clock.

Another day without sex, but a mosquito just sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit.

I used to work at McDonald’s and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream.

I caught your husband cheating on you at an Alanis concert, and thought you, you, you oughta know.

Sorry, I’m late. I was trying to convince a bathroom hand dryer that I exist.

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