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Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

Just bought a new umbrella for the person that finds it tomorrow.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

If the first thing you do in the morning is checking your emails, you’re starting your day with other people’s problems.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

Sex is like tacos. I wish I were having some now.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

I wonder if that football guy will be at the Taylor Swift game again today.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean, don’t they have thoughts?

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

Anybody else not stopped farting this evening? Asking for a friend.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

If you’re a man and don’t feel well or are going through something tough, just remember no one cares.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

I’m at an age where I don’t have to go anywhere and I still have jet lag.

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Breaking via Pinterest:

I am never hungrier than when I leave the dentist and told I can’t eat right away.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

By 30, you should have settled down with an addiction that works for your lifestyle, no second guessing. You go to work, come home, and [addiction].

Spotted on X:

She’s the kind of beautiful that makes me do 40 push-ups in my room at 3am.

Trending via TikTok:

It’s weird how horses can run so fast but still suck at every other sport.

Spotted on Messenger:

Beginning my getting out of bed journey this morning.

Trending via TikTok:

Diet hack: Spend your money filling up your gas tank so you won’t have money for groceries.

Trending via Reddit:

There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Maybe coffee is addicted to me?

Trending via Snapchat:

Oh, that gap on my resume is from when I was the architect of my own hell.

Seen just now on X:

Why did they have to bleep out everything R2D2 said?

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48 shares on Snapchat this month:

I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.

86 shares on WhatsApp this month:

One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.

91 shares on YouTube this month:

Girls will be like “it’s fine” then start drawing a pentagram in blood on their floorboards.

70 shares on Snapchat this month:

The sexiest thing a man can do is have a problem-solving mentality.

22 shares on Facebook this month:

It amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound alike.

59 shares on YouTube this month:

Let’s skip the getting-to-know-you phase. Just block me.

27 shares on Twitch this month:

Doggystyle, so we can both look at the river.

30 shares on Snapchat this month:

Fact: cats sit on your lap to dominate you.

72 shares on Twitch this month:

Channeling my inner pretzel to achieve expert-level bad posture.

33 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I miss the way I viewed the world before I found out too much about it.

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I don’t remember if I was 43 or 44 before my birthday, so now I don’t know if I’m 44 or 45. That’s your 40’s.

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I’m not an idiot anymore, universe, please stop with the lessons.

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Friends with consequences.

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What doesn’t kill you gives you a twisted, dark sense of humor.

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I’m doing a challenge called ‘November’ — it’s where I just try to get through every day in the month of November.

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I’m already far too stressed as it is. And then you also have to have time to just sit there and do nothing.

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I hope I find $10,000 on the floor later.

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I’m seriously considering adoption. Who wants me?

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I speak for everyone when I say that finding the balance between watching movies, watching TV shows, and playing video games is harder than any job.

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Every time I see an odd screw on the floor somewhere, I think one of my loose ones has finally come out.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

Is anyone else really scared for how stupid and illiterate the next generations are gonna be?

Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

My budget for this month is a smile, and I don’t know how long that will last.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

Apparently the thirstiest creature in the whole world is always a kid who’s been told to go back to his bed like a hundred times.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

I love talkative cats. Like, yeah, bro. Meow, meow! You’re so right.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

Hey kid, wanna hear a scary story? One day, you will be able to do whatever you want, and you will choose to stay home alone.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

You know you’re the father of teen boys when a shoe print on the ceiling no longer fazes you.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

My favorite part of my workday is when I grab my shit and leave.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

You should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

No one shoots at your feet and tells you to dance anymore.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

At the job interview with one AirPod in.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Instagram:

We’re all just a bunch of addicts, struggling with our drug of choice.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Nothing is more awkward than trying to tell an online joke to offline people.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Only thing that can cure my depression is $500 million.

Going viral on Twitch:

I’m shocked it offended you, I was certain someone was gonna need to explain it to you.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

I’m afraid to go to therapy — what if they fix me and I lose my funny?

Just shared via WhatsApp:

A girl can casually just say something, and you already know you’re not going to date or marry her.

Spotted on Discord:

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Being flirted with while you’re on the clock feels like a hostage situation.

Trending via LinkedIn:

One day you’re cool and then the next, you realize your favorite pair of pants are sweatpants from the grocery store.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Interviewer: Why do you want to work in customer service? Me: Well, I’m really good at apologizing for things that aren’t my fault.

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