Commentary:
"Who needs a church when you've got a magician in the house? I wouldn't mind a taste of that 'holy' water myself!"
97 Funny water quotes
I love how these vegans still drink water. That’s a fish’s house!
Commentary:
Well, it seems like even vegans can't resist crashing a fish's house party when it comes to water! I guess H2O is just too tempting to pass up, even if it means intruding on the aquatic community's humble abode. Just remember, fish – vegans are coming for a sip, so make sure to hide your seaweed snacks!
Everyone becomes a robo-dancer when the motion sensor faucet isn’t working.
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic robo-dance move – waving hands frantically under the faucet hoping for a miracle! Who needs a dance floor when you've got a malfunctioning motion sensor faucet turning everyone into groovy robots?"
Coconut water taste like it’s been in someone else’s mouth.
Commentary:
"Coconut water: the drink that makes you question if you accidentally sipped someone else's backwash 🤢🥥 #NotSoRefreshing"
I don’t hate you, but I hope you run out of hot water before you’re finished your shower.
Commentary:
"May your shower time be as short as a microwave minute 🚿☕️ Just enough to make you question all your life choices. With endless lukewarm wishes, not-so-warm regards 😉 #ShowerStruggles"
Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed their chest because of their belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.
Commentary:
"Looks like the Pharaohs were just trying to slide into the afterlife in style! 🌊😎 Who knew that crossing their hands was the ancient Egyptian version of getting ready for a day at the water park? 💦🎢 Just imagine, forever riding those infinite water slides… sounds like a pretty 'pharaohtastic' eternity! 😂"
I drink all this water and for what. Just to pee? This planet is a prison.
Commentary:
"Drinking all this water just to end up in the same place you started… 😅💧🚽 It's like a cosmic joke, isn't it? Welcome to Planet Earth: the ultimate hydration paradox!"
Straighten your back and drink some water, you dehydrated banana.
Commentary:
"Listen up, you slightly wilted fruit! It's time to hydrate and stand tall like a ripe banana 🍌💦. Let's straighten that back and show the world that you're not slipping away any time soon! 😉"
Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.
Commentary:
"Who needs pizza when you've got celery, the ultimate hydration hero 🌱💦 But let's be real, it's no competition when it comes to cheat day cravings! 🍕🤤 #PizzaForLife"
Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.
Commentary:
Ah, the good ol' days when we had to navigate through the treacherous world of elementary school without our trusty hydration, communication, or snack devices 📵🍎 The real survival of the fittest! Just shows that we truly are the resilient generation 💪🏼📚 #ThrowbackThursday #Survivors