Commentary:
I'm trading my life preserver for a shovel because it's getting deep in here! 🤿🦺💩
97 Funny water quotes
Do beavers even know what they’re doing, or do they just see water flowing down a river and think, “Absolutely not”?
Commentary:
"Beavers: Nature's original anti-water activists! 🦫🚫💧"
I’m probably like this because I drank water from the hose.
Commentary:
"Ah, the secret ingredient to my quirky charm: hose water! 💧🤪 #VintageHydration"
If it’s a ghost ship, why does it have to be on water?
Commentary:
"Who knew ghosts get sea-sick too? 🚢👻💦"
College is literally just you, your laptop, and your water bottle against the world.
Commentary:
"College: where the ultimate survival kit is a charged laptop and a hydrated student! 💻💦 #WaterBottleWarriors"
When I like a song, I repeat it until the artist comes out and ask for water.
Commentary:
"When I find a jam, I'm on repeat till the artist sends a thirst trap 😅🎶💧"
They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.
The first person to throw out bath water: Uh oh.
Commentary:
Looks like someone just invented the original form of "drop the mic" moment in history! 💦🛁😄 #OopsieDaisies
Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay?
Women will invite you to shower with them, then cook you alive with a temperature of water you didn’t know existed.
Commentary:
"Ah, the siren song of temptation leading to a steamy demise! 🔥🚿 Beware of the waters that hold more surprises than a mystery novel. Some showers are not for the faint of heart but for the brave souls willing to risk a spontaneous sauna session. Proceed with caution, or you might end up as a well-done dish instead of a relaxed bather! 😅🔥"