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Flex on your kids by asking β€œare we there yet?” before they do.

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β€œYou’re so understanding,” yeah, because I don’t want to go to prison for the rest of my life.

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I wish I could have a kid just to see what it looks like… and then put it back.

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The advantage of being an identical twin: you only need one gym contract.

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Doesn’t matter, Your Honor! I, for one, found it very funny.

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Adulting looked way more affordable in the 90’s. I feel scammed.

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If at first you don’t succeed, it’s only attempted murder.

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December. The month at work where everything is January’s problem.

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Some people don’t have a permanent handwriting. It depends on their mood and the pen they use.

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You’re mistaking me with someone who’s stupid.

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There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else).

Live now on YouTube:

Sometimes my toddler throws stuff on the floor and then shouts β€œOH NO” and that’s kind of like what politicians do.

Broadcasted on X:

I slept like a baby, knowing I’m a burden to everyone around me.

Trending via Instagram:

Autumn is when men run around like it’s summer and women like it’s winter.

Just shared via Twitch:

Windmill? Big fan.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

I’m not athletic, but I’m good at jumping to conclusions.

Trending via X:

Forget Botox. If you really want to look younger, get braces.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I can melt an ice cube just by staring at it. It takes a while, but I can do it.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I don’t get it when people say they are only a β€œlittle” angry, I am either not mad or will kill you.

Just landed via YouTube:

I want to be a garbage man, so I only have to work one day a week.

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Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡­ has downloaded:

Nowadays, people no longer look for a needle in a haystack, but for errors in a spreadsheet.

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The only reason I haven’t gone crazy yet is because I’m just too lazy.

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Since emojis have been around, I finally have a rough idea of how women feel when they don’t know what to wear.

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Nature is fascinating. A dandelion makes it through concrete, while I get my head stuck in my sweater in the morning.

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I become someone I don’t recognize when I play Monopoly.

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My body is a machine that turns pizza into diarrhea.

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100% of all babΡ–es are unemployed. PathetΡ–c.

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Nothing makes me more stabby than when my husband ignores me and starts talking to the dog.

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Limbo is the only sport where being really bad at it means you’re raising the bar.

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My doubters will become my grouters when I remodel the bathroom of success.

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Seen just now on Snapchat:

Calling the police when someone unfollows.

Just shared via WeChat:

Why put off until tomorrow what you can have an intern do today?

Making waves on Snapchat:

Today in who needs an alarm: my kid woke me up early by scream-whispering WHAT IS DUST?

Shared recently on X:

Hey girl, do you like my signals? I mixed them myself.

Reported on Snapchat:

Googled my symptoms and it turns out it’s just the politics.

Making waves on WeChat:

Does the HDMI cord have the most dominant run of any cord ever?

Seen just now on Threads:

I can keep my mouth shut, but you can read the subtitles on my face.

Just landed via Reddit:

I’m actually breaking generational curses by surviving my 20s without marrying a man who hates me.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Don’t forget to tell yourself more lies today.

Live now on Pinterest:

I could never abuse substances, they mean a lot to me.

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