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God: “I told you to love thy neighbor – not start trade wars with them.”

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My soulmate probably seen my posts and deleted me.

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Trying to make sense of other people’s actions will drive you to insanity.

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Sleep well, middle finger—you’ve got a big day ahead of you tomorrow.

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I’m cosplaying as a functional adult again.

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I’m dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in the house is me.

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Maybe your baby is crying because it doesn’t like you.