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I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.

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The worst part of my grandfather’s dementia was slowly watching him forget about Dre.

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I was feeling kinda lonely this morning so I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car so people would wave at me.

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An Amish party in the desert called churning man.

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My issue with Jeopardy is that you never get the sense that the contestants are in any real danger.

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If you want to make your mother proud, make her my mother-in-law.

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You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

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I’m not flirting with you. I’m just funny and you think you like me.

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When I take a shower I’m: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions.