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When I say I’m Christmas shopping the “for myself” is silent.

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Have been dipping my toe into doing Pilates, and let me tell you, women are real sickos.

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No one talks about the resentment you have towards yourself after you didn’t listen to your gut.

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If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.

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I’m not lazy. I just give my couch the love it deserves.

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Nowadays you don’t even have to go to the zoo. A trip to the mall is enough.

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You know when you tap a video to see how long it’s got left? I wish you could do that to people while they’re talking.