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Not only do I turn down my radio to find a house or a parking spot, but I also take off my sunglasses to hear someone better.

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I knew the date was going well when we shared a glass of gravy with two straws.

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The only guarantee in life is, if you run errands looking like shit, you will run into everyone you haven’t seen in months.

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Caught the bouquet at the funeral.

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Insomniacs who are not afraid of the dark have nighty-night problems but the pitch ain’t one.

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The longer I stay home, the more homeless I look.

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If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter.