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My son just turned an everything bagel into an everywhere bagel.

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Shoutout to everyone who remembers their childhood landline number but can’t recall the password they made yesterday. You’re my people.

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The History Channel, because where else are you going to learn about how aliens were instrumental in the development of humanity?

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Everyone’s a gangster until their doorbell rings.

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Sorry I was late, I was disassociating in the shower.

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Stop blaming others for your mistakes. Study Feng Shui and blame the furniture.

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I had no social life in high school. Even my imaginary best friend had a date for the prom.

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My toxic trait is destroying my room every time I get dressed.

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Just saw my evil doppelganger speed away in a DeLorean. I’m sure it’s fine.

58 shares on Snapchat this month:

The sheer audacity of life to ask anything of me today.

89 shares on Threads this month:

Hi, I’m online. Would you like to argue for an hour about whether a hotdog is a sandwich?

29 shares on Slack this month:

I get at least 1,000 steps in waiting for my food to be done in the microwave.

43 shares on Threads this month:

The empty spot in your bed is for snacks, not liars.

64 shares on X this month:

Oh, so ChatGPT is gonna tell me about me? Seems gossipy.

68 shares on Facebook this month:

You hit a couple of curbs, take out a trash can and all of a sudden it’s “you can’t drive”.

98 shares on Twitch this month:

I always like to remember the time before the internet. It was so good not to know how cruel and stupid humanity really is.

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Santa punched a hole in my wall because I left him soy milk.

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If I’m ever murdered, feel comfort in knowing I ran my mouth until the bitter end.

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Twitter is an abusement park.

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If I get rid of social media, how will I know what everyone ate for dinner?

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Nobody told me that it takes 1-2 business days to put a snow outfit on a toddler.

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Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting.

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I’ve never wished a man dead, but I’ve read some obituaries with great pleasure.

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The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

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It’s ok to not have a Valentine on Valentine’s Day. I didn’t have a groundhog on Groundhog’s Day.

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My secret talent is turning any situation into a considerably more awkward one.

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You gotta wonder why they just don’t make all bread garlic bread.

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I like to be alone a lot; it’s nothing personal.

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There aren’t enough hours in the day for me to do absolutely nothing.

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Getting a random boner is a bit funny. Like, what is it, boy? What do you see?

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Love triangle? You mean this Dorito?

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Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples.

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My favorite part of parenting is being exhausted all the time and losing the will to live.

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When old people say, “Long as you happy,” that means you’re pretty dumb.

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I made a smoothie that needs a spoon.

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That made me feel good. I think I’ll become addicted.

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How is rent for 28 days the same amount as for 31 days? Where is my change?

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My son just turned an everything bagel into an everywhere bagel.

Shoutout to everyone who remembers their childhood landline number but can’t recall the password they made yesterday. You’re my people.

The History Channel, because where else are you going to learn about how aliens were instrumental in the development of humanity?

Everyone’s a gangster until their doorbell rings.

Sorry I was late, I was disassociating in the shower.

Stop blaming others for your mistakes. Study Feng Shui and blame the furniture.

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