I could easily win an Oscar, I just have other things going on right now.

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Not to brag, but I was unhinged way before it was cool.

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Letting my wife sleep in a little longer for Mother’s Day before we wake her up and ask what’s for breakfast.

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Sometimes I wish I understood what some of you said and sometimes I am happy that I don’t.

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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

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I can’t believe the gall of this bladder.

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“Stop talking about old drama!” God forbid a girl and her bestie enjoy their history lessons.

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Without freedom of speech we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

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Big decision to make? Sleep on it. Have a nightmare. Then you’ll be operating on pure adrenaline and will choose more quickly.

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Whenever someone asks me if my dog is adopted I respond with, “no, she’s biologically mine.”

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“You should exercise for at least 30 minutes every day”. Okay, and how much if you’re not trying to go to the Olympics?