I could easily win an Oscar, I just have other things going …

I could easily win an Oscar, I just have other things going on right now.

Commentary:
🏆🎬 “I could easily win an Oscar, I just have to schedule it in between my naps and snack breaks! 🍿💤 Who knew being fabulous could be so exhausting?”

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