I could easily win an Oscar, I just have other things going on right now.

I could easily win an Oscar, I just have other things going on right now.
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πŸ†πŸŽ¬ "I could easily win an Oscar, I just have to schedule it in between my naps and snack breaks! πŸΏπŸ’€ Who knew being fabulous could be so exhausting?"

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