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Most women need a little reassurance. Like when she says “oh, you want to see crazy?” Reassure her that you do not.

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Hey, are you an aurora borealis or why am I waiting in vain for you to appear?

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I like to swear a lot so that people will keep their kids away from me.

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Not to brag, but my best yoga pose is awkward facing dog.

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“Is everything okay?” Bro, nothing has been since I turned 12.

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Break-up so bad, he blocked me on Pokémon Go.

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You come from dust and you will return to dust. That’s why I don’t dust. It could be someone I know.

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Middle children as adults still trying to get attention because the oldest is being dramatic and the younger child is getting away with everything.

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I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

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“You win some. You lose some.” Me, after losing for the millionth time in a row.