If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Totally! Just like drinking coffee to help you nap better โ๐ฑ๐ Related funny posts ๐ How is this the same brain that used to remember everybodyโs phone numbers? Car naps hit different, especially when you are the one driving. People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there. There’s nothing that I hate more than a failed nap attempt. We need an app where introverts can pay extroverts to make phone calls for them.