I’m not addicted to Twitter. I’m just a really good listener so I want to know what everyone has to say. Commentary:"Apparently, my superpower is knowing everyone's shower thoughts! 🦸♂️🛀📱 #TweetWhisperer" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Twitter is the only place where well-articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes,” and somebody will say, “So you hate waffles?” If you don’t have anything nice to say, sign up for Twitter. I love how you get on Twitter, and all your thoughts are already in someone else’s tweet. You don’t need to be a good listener as long as you’re a good nodder. Twitter is basically like a mental institution where everyone thinks they’re the sane one, and everybody else is crazy.
