I’m not addicted to Twitter. I’m just a really good listener so I want to know what everyone has to say.

I’m not addicted to Twitter. I’m just a really good listener so I want to know what everyone has to say.
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"Apparently, my superpower is knowing everyone's shower thoughts! πŸ¦Έβ€β™‚οΈπŸ›€πŸ“± #TweetWhisperer"

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