Imagine being a bald vampire and every time you walk by a mirror your toupée is just floating. Posted onJan 25, 2025 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who knew being undead could come with a bad hair day every day? 😂🧛♂️ #VampireStruggles" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 It must be hard for a vampire to floss their fangs when they can’t see their reflection in a mirror. There are too many movies about vampire hunters and not enough about vampire gatherers. Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories. I’m forming a Wham! cover band with 3 other bald guys called Hairless Whisper. Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints?