Imagine being a bald vampire and every time you walk by a mirror your toupée is just floating. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who knew being undead could come with a bad hair day every day? 😂🧛♂️ #VampireStruggles" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 There are too many movies about vampire hunters and not enough about vampire gatherers. Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints? It must be hard for a vampire to floss their fangs when they can’t see their reflection in a mirror. I’m forming a Wham! cover band with 3 other bald guys called Hairless Whisper. I don’t have a favorite vampire. If you ask me, they all suck.
