I’ve started ripping my shirt in half like Hulk Hogan when I mean business. Long story short, I’m looking for a new job. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Applying for jobs with a *tear*-rific twist! πππͺ #HulkHoganInTheOffice" Related Funny Posts π€ Hulk Hoganβs gone, so Iβll be ripping shirts and screaming βBROTHERRR!β at strangers in his honor. Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.” Before I started my own business, I would suffer from anxiety on Sunday nights. But now that I run my own business, I have anxiety every night. I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features. The bad news is I forgot to wear my spaghetti-eating shirt. The good news is I have a new spaghetti-eating shirt.
