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I don’t always cook dinner but when I do, I use every pan in the kitchen.

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Every day is a D-Day, if you’re a stutterer.

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My cats won’t talk to me because I came home late from work.

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My friends have canceled our dinner plans two nights in a row. I’m starting to think they don’t like dinner.

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When people say something is cray-cray it makes me wanna vom-vom.

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It’s a good thing that not everyone has a smartphone. We also need people who honk when the lights turn green.

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I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

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Black Friday used to have heart. I wanna see someone get clocked for a Wii.

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The gothic urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a terrifying backstory.

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Twitter sucks so much, but randomly there are such funny tweets, so I wait, like a frog, for one delicious fly.