💾 Save Image My goal in life is to not have to commit seppuku. 1 week ago / slickboy FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Seppuku? Ain't nobody got time for that! 🙅♂️ Let's aim for a life goal that doesn't involve sharp objects or ceremonial self-disembowelment, shall we? 😂 #GoalsWithoutGore" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I sign all anniversary cards with ‘Way to commit to the bit!’ My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere. I could never commit gun violence. The only things I know how to reload are my pill caddy and the batteries for the remote. My main career goal at the moment is to find a big bag of money in the woods. My fitness goal is to lose two straight jacket sizes. Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: aspiration, commit, existential, goal, humor, life, seppuku
