My goal in life is to not have to commit seppuku.

My goal in life is to not have to commit seppuku.
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"Seppuku? Ain't nobody got time for that! 🙅‍♂️ Let's aim for a life goal that doesn't involve sharp objects or ceremonial self-disembowelment, shall we? 😂 #GoalsWithoutGore"

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