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Kevin Costner better have some serious dance moves if he's taming two wolves at once! 🐺💃🐺
Has anyone else noticed that it’s hard to do things when you don’t want to?
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Trying to harness the power of procrastination… they're saying it might be the next renewable energy source! 😅🔋📅
Banks should have a gold bar that you can go in and touch when you feel poor.
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I'd probably end up hugging that gold bar and whispering, "It's not you, it's my bank account." 😂💰🤗
“Damn, you’re tight!” I whisper as I look at my monthly budget.
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When your budget's tighter than a lid on a pickle jar 😂💸 #AdultingStruggles
I don’t understand, “kill them with kindness”; can I use a lightsaber instead?
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Why settle for warm hugs when you can have lightsaber snuggle struggles? 😂🪐✨
If we breakup because you “wanna focus on school,” I better see you in Harvard.
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Guess I'll be seeing you at the gates of Hogwarts then! 🎓📚✨
Main difference between me and my jokes is that folks don’t laugh at my jokes.
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Sounds like you're a comedian in training, where the first step is to get everyone to laugh at… everything but your jokes! 😂🎭
It-is-what-it-is-ing my way through the collapse of civilization.
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Navigating the end times one "meh" at a time 😅🤷♂️🍕
Only bots from Nigeria are allowed to call me dear.
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Looks like I've been chatting with royalty—hello, Your Excellency, Bot from Lagos! 🤖👑😂
“I’m asking Santa to bring some of you a sense of humor for Christmas.”
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Looks like some people were left on "read" by Santa last year 😂🎅🎄