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Christmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat and lying to children.

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People text “Happy New Year” and go missing for the rest of the year!

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She is so narcissistic that her narcissism has narcissism.

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April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.

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I need a massage for my brain.

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My dog pisses on every election sign regardless of political party so I have no idea who he is voting for.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as you’re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.

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I think airplanes would be way cooler if the wings flapped like a bird.