Sometimes I’m just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours. Commentary:Ah, the classic bedtime routine: close eyes, open apps! 😴📱📚 Related Funny Posts 🤝 I can’t wait to go to bed, get terrible sleep, and wake up exhausted with a sore back. Every night at bedtime I do one small ritual: six hours on my cell phone. It’s the weekend, so naturally, I’m going to spend 48 hours doing nothing, and still be exhausted. It’s time I admit something: Sometimes, when I say good night, I don’t actually go to bed right away. Adding “scroll for two hours” to my To-Do list, so I won’t do it.