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Sometimes, fasting from people is also important.

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How soon into a new relationship should you let her know you’re an idiot?

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Are French bulldogs actually French? They seem kinda Puerto Rican.

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A lobotomy and a forehead kiss would fix everything.

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Not arguing with a man that can cook. Whatever you say, handsome.

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My life is based on a true story.

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I didn’t believe in karma until I was scheduled to work at 6am on a holiday.

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That moment when rappers mispronounce a word just to make it rhyme.

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Just once I wanna slide down a dinosaur at the end of my workday, is that too much to ask for?

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Feelings are like children. You don’t want them driving the car, but you shouldn’t stuff them in the trunk either.

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Seen just now on Pinterest:

Praying none of y’all are unwrapping podcast equipment.

Live now on Pinterest:

Shouldn’t autocorrect be called autoassume?

Breaking via Telegram:

Gonna end every insult with “but in a good way”.

Trending via TikTok:

The younger generation will never know the fear and anxiety of calling your friend’s house, and their parents answer the phone.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

And are the people who find you “hilarious” in the room with us now?

Spotted on YouTube:

Can we start the weekend again? I wasn’t ready.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

My favorite thing to do is nothing, with no one.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Tired of being the responsible adult. When can I become the irresponsible adult?

Just landed via WhatsApp:

It’s fun getting room service. I just love eating a $19 hamburger at a desk in front of a mirror.

Just landed via Instagram:

It’s not even a crush. it’s just unsupervised hope.

At what age do I delete Snapchat?

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“Made with love,” means I licked the spoon and kept using it.

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The goose: Canada’s most violent saxophone.

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TMZ will find out you’re dead before you do.

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Liquor on the top shelf is so expensive because the bartender has to stand on their tippy toes to reach it.

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Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched the argument I baited you with.

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I don’t understand baby oil. What are we greasing up all those babies for?

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75 shares on Discord this month:

Trying to be cute today but my face isn’t cooperating.

87 shares on Telegram this month:

An app where you and your partner swipe left and right on restaurants until there’s a match. No talking, no negotiation. Who’s building this?

76 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’ve literally never copied and pasted text and thought, “I’m so glad it kept the formatting and font from the other document.”

28 shares on Pinterest this month:

I will never understand people who don’t gasp dramatically at rainbows.

72 shares on Pinterest this month:

Coffee and more coffee is a perfect combo.

57 shares on Facebook this month:

If my trainee says “oh God” one more time, he’s going to meet him.

10 shares on X this month:

Whoever said “team work makes the dream work” needs to explain that to my many personalities.

11 shares on WeChat this month:

Elections make you feel like we’re all in divorce court waiting to see who gets custody of us.

29 shares on YouTube this month:

We just accepted air fryers and never once questioned how air fries things.

100 shares on Reddit this month:

“I have an AI boyfriend.” No, you don’t. It’s Adam and Eve or Adam and Steve, not Adam and USB.

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What I learned from Covid is that it’s basically possible to do all your work from home while drunk.

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Went for a run this morning. That bee was huge!

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Every family needs a delusional daughter who is ambitious about relieving all her family’s struggles solely by winning the lottery one day.

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I knew school was a scam when my business teacher didn’t own a business, and my PE teacher was fat.

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Look, the problem with The Life of a Showgirl is that, for maybe the first time in her music career, Taylor Swift has nothing to say.

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What’s a good career for people with no motivation or talent?

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If I’m ever the problem, you’re the reason.

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It scares me when you stay up late, like 3 a.m., and you hear a car go down the road, like, where are you going?

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

I only write when I am falling in love, or falling apart.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

I once made the irresponsible decision to drink and drive and now I have to live the rest of my days with a coffee stain on my favorite sweater.

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Seen just now on YouTube:

If you listen closely, you can hear me not caring.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Ten million people accused me of exaggerating today.

Spotted on Instagram:

Kendrick inspires me to be a bigger, deeper, more passionate hater.

Just shared via X:

Might put on a bikini and run through your DMs.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

No haunted houses for me this year. If I wanna be frightened, I’ll just look at my 401k.

Seen just now on Threads:

Bragging about how I’ve “really turned my life around recently” without mentioning in which direction.

Spotted on TikTok:

Wake up, there’s overthinking to be done.

Breaking via Messenger:

Naked and Afraid because there’s a spider in the shower with me.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Girls be like “forget it, I’m fine” then set your house on fire.

Just shared via TikTok:

Not single, not dating, but a secret third thing (quantum entanglement).

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“Made with love,” means I licked the spoon and kept using it.

The goose: Canada’s most violent saxophone.

TMZ will find out you’re dead before you do.

Liquor on the top shelf is so expensive because the bartender has to stand on their tippy toes to reach it.

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched the argument I baited you with.

I don’t understand baby oil. What are we greasing up all those babies for?

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