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Human hibernation should be a thing.

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My new phone is being delivered by Amazon, which means that I can track its movements for a day before it tracks mine for five years.

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Felony Vandalism is a beautiful name for a girl.

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Sawing a hole in a table from underneath to steal a cake is a lot harder than cartoons would have you believe.

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You can’t have a bad day at work if you don’t go.

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You either die a people pleaser, or live long enough to start leaving texts on read.

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Can it still be an emotional support animal if the animal doesnโ€™t want to participate? Asking for my cat.

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God, I wish I had enough money to discover it doesn’t make me happy.

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Reoccurring dreams be like: ‘I dunno, here’s a rerun’

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If I’ve offended you with my posts, I humbly apologize, I honestly did not think you could read.

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Studies show that 100% of all parents think alcohol tastes much better after spending the day with children.

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Every room can be a room with a view when I’m in it.

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Letting her be the passenger princess cause I care about my safety.

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Capri Sun tastes as if scientists had bet that they could make fruit juice without fruit.

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Is losing your mind a hobby?

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I donโ€™t know who needs to hear this but youโ€™re not dying, itโ€™s just Monday.

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Losing and then immediately gaining weight is my superpower.

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If you catch me smiling at you, chances are I am plotting my revenge.

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A lot of people think you need a lot of money to buy clothes. And they’re right.

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Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?

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Rather than work on my issues, I’m counting on my personality getting changed by a falling coconut.

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5pm on a Friday: call me a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I’m not working.

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Dear Math, I don’t want to solve your problem, I have my own problems to solve.

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Just because the deodorant says 48 hrs, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

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The meeting of the Anonymous Pessimists was canceled. It wouldn’t have helped anyway.

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You sound unhinged. Letโ€™s go get mugshots.

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I hope all of you get laid and not laid off this year. Amen.

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Getting paid to sleep would be such a dream job.

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If a zombie and vampire bite each other, who turns who?

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Imagine you get to the gates of heaven and they make you download an app to go in.

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She’s got style, she’s got grace, she crams french fries in her face.

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You ever met someone so dumb you gotta take a deep breath before responding to them?

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Gardeners are the only people who willingly go outside to get dirty, sweaty, bitten, and sunburned… and call it “relaxing”.

Just landed via Pinterest:

You should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning.

Seen just now on Discord:

Yes, I do talk to myself, everyone else just wants to argue with me.

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Delete a letter of his name from your contacts every time he makes you upset. When his name’s gone, he’s gone. Hangman that boy.

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Plot twist: the universe is waiting for you to give it a sign.

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Iโ€™d probably be a very chill werewolf, even during a full moon.

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There should be a good 10 hours in between waking up and having to interact with people.

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Gonna tell my dentist that if I’m late, he should start without me.

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