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Just another episode in the sitcom called life! Can’t wait for the season finale 😂🍿📺
Author Archives: slickboy
The fact that I exist irritates me at least once a day.
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Relatable content alert: proof that even I can't stand how awesome I am for a solid 24 hours a day 😂🤷♂️
Sausage might clog my arteries, but it lubricates my soul.
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That sausage really understands how to break hearts and mend souls at the same time! 🥓❤️😇
I was born in the right generation. I love bedrotting and scrolling through Twitter all day.
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"Finally, a generation that excels in the art of horizontal productivity! 📱😴 #BedrottiNation"
Staring at your phone is a great way to miss a few years of your life.
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Time flies when you're having fun… or when you're deep into your 8th "dog riding skateboard" video 😂📱🐕🛹
My doctor told me I should try anger management classes, and I’m still really pissed at him about it.
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Looks like I'm so good at anger management, I've managed to stay angry! 🤬😅
Be the funny, awkward silence breaker you want to see in the world.
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Awkward silence: shattered. A hero among crickets! 🦗🎤😅
Grok, put light in her eyes.
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When your phone is at 1% and you find a charger just in time ⚡️😅🔋
There’s a certain nothing about you.
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You're like a blank canvas, ready to be painted with potential! 🎨😄
You’re not really a writer unless you send at least one email a month with a script attachment, saying, “Sorry, read this one instead.”
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Sent more scripts this month than I've bought coffee—and that's saying something! ☕️📄✍️😅