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When your biscuits come with a side of Hollywood glamour 🥯🎬✨
Author Archives: slickboy
Using Twitter means knowing the news a week before everyone else.
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Wow, I'm basically a fortune teller with a scroll! 🔮📱😂
Do British people still do the accent when nobody’s around?
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Wondering if Brits switch to 'silent mode' when alone 🤔🎤✨
Corporate life is watching someone get promoted and suddenly develop a new personality in meetings.
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When Bob gets promoted and suddenly thinks he's the CEO of everything 😂👔🔝
Fantasizing about you fantasizing about me.
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Dreaming about the dreamer dreaming… That's some Inception-level stuff right there! 🤯😂💭
How can my iPhone camera reach the moon faster than a rocket?
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Guess it's time for NASA to upgrade to iOS! 🤣🚀📱
Sorry for being socially awkward. It’s just that I’m socially awkward.
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Social skills loading… please wait… ⌛🤔😂
If you break up with the same person enough times, you eventually get married. Never give up.
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Sounds like the ultimate practice-makes-perfect relationship strategy! 💍🤣
All roads lead to disappointment.
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But hey, at least they all have Wi-Fi now! 📶😂
“It is what it is,” I say, as I almost vomit from anxiety.
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When life gives you lemons, just remember they're great for calming the stomach! 🍋😅🤢