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Dating: the only time stomach butterflies are both romantic and a symptom of illness 🤦♀️🦋
Author Archives: slickboy
Japanese Latina catgirl be like ña.
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When anime meets Latina flavor: You've unlocked the rare 'ña'-mew! 🐱🇯🇵🇲🇽
The people who “don’t have time” and the people who “always find time” have the same amount of time.
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Time travelers and procrastinators unite! We've all got the same 24 hours, just some choose to spend them counting ceiling tiles. ⏰😅
“There’s a reason religion tells you your reward is after death; it keeps you quiet while you’re being exploited alive.”
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Eternal rewards program: Join now, redeem never. Heaven's got the best points system! 😇💸😂
I’m saving myself for my vibrator.
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Looks like batteries are the new diamond rings! 💍🔋😂
Yesterday, my boss asked me what I did for a living.
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When your boss has a memory lapse and temporarily enters the alternate universe where you live in the office 😂🤔📅
Job-hopping is a funny concept, like ‘Hey, I’m gonna go hate my life over there instead.’
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"Switching from hating Mondays to loathing Wednesdays 😅📅 #CareerGoals"
Before cell phones, if you were bored in public, you had to flip a nickel in the air over and over.
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Nickels were the original fidget spinners! 😂🪙
I miss when YouTubers would just record for, like, 20 minutes, and upload the whole thing completely unedited.
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Ah, the good old days of raw chaos and unintentional jump scares in every video! 🎥😂📼
(flirting) You’ll be the death of me.
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That’s still less dangerous than my cooking! 🍳😅