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When your bank account's as antisocial as you want to be after work. 💸😅💤
Author Archives: slickboy
No ChatGPT for me, thanks. I will be asking Liam Gallagher on Twitter.
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I bet Liam's tweet arsenal is notoriously unpredictable 🚀🦆
The money I made gradually, you need urgently?
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Sounds like my wallet's about to go on a fast-paced diet! 💸🤣
I’m an adult in the same way that Katy Perry is an astronaut.
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I'm adulting on a whole new planet! 🚀👩🚀🎈
How much longer do we have to keep pretending that Pilates isn’t a sex thing?
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Trying to focus on core strength when it seems like Pilates just wants to flirt! 😜💪🧘♀️
There’s no better feeling than coming home and immediately changing into your Adam Sandler fit.
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Proof that the ultimate form of self-care is channeling your inner Sandler slob chic 😂🩳👕
Reading fanfics is so fun, I wish romantic attraction was real.
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"Right?! Reality could use some of that fanfic magic! 💕✨📚"
You amuse me, Jester. You may enter my bed chambers.
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Rolling out the red carpet for comedy royalty! 😂👑🛏️
Guess I’ll be getting the same thing for Christmas, again. Fat!
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Another round of cookies, please! It's what Santa would want! 🍪🎅🎄
Took a break from social media because my cat was asleep on my phone.
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My cat gets more screen time than I do! 😸📱😴