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Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

Life is so boring when you don’t have a package on the way.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

Coffee: Because without it I would be a serious danger to society.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

I’m going spiraling, do you need anything?

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

There should be a calorie refund for food that didn’t taste as good as you expected.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

They should have a section on the wing of the plane where people can go out for a cigarette.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

You look like the kind of person whose recorded calls have been used for training purposes.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

All these years on the internet we have been working for artificial intelligence.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

Oh, how much I love a Sunday when you don’t have to work the next day.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

That feeling when it’s Friday, you blink once, and somehow it’s Monday again.

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Seen just now on Facebook:

The share button on Reddit should be called Spreddit.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I got 99 problems and money could solve at least 69 of them.

Making waves on Threads:

Of course women need more pockets, where are we supposed to hold all of our grudges?

Breaking via Snapchat:

I just saw someone on TikTok say that the reason the world didn’t end in 2012 is because Psy turned the Honmoon gold with Gangnam Style.

Trending via Facebook:

I am so lucky that I can’t tell the difference between a heartfelt compliment and sarcastic disdain. Life is much easier when you’re dumb.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Apparently, “I just don’t want to” is not a valid reason when your boss asks you why you’re not coming in today.

Breaking via Reddit:

No matter how busy my Sunday gets, I always manage to set aside time to panic about Monday.

Live now on Slack:

Body by sandwich.

Spotted on Messenger:

I feel sorry for dogs. They learnt to fetch newspapers, but newspapers are dying. Killed by an internet driven by cats.

Seen just now on Threads:

“I’m not falling for that again,” I say, as I’m about to fall for whatever that is again.

But what if I don’t want someone that’s good for me?

But what if I don’t want someone that’s good for me?
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Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

Sometimes I just say “no idea” because I’m too lazy to think.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

I spend all day on Facebook so that Mark Zuckerberg can eat.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

God’s plan for me is super weird so far.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

“I’m at a point in my life where my favorite thing to do is nothing.”

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

Vegans will look you dead in the eye and tell you cauliflower tastes like ribs.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

“You win some. You lose some.” Me, after losing for the millionth time in a row.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

I childproofed my house but the kids still get in somehow.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

My desire to be informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

Shy with a mean resting face is a crazy combo.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on WeChat:

I’m no expert, but I don’t think the United Kingdom is very united.

Spotted on YouTube:

I don’t know why hair extensions are exclusive to women, I want to look like a centaur.

Seen just now on Threads:

Sometimes I’m just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I love when my cat sighs at me, like what’s got you stressed out my little freeloading homicidal maniac!?

Just shared via Messenger:

Good morning only to the complexity and uncertainty of everything.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Discovered a new coping mechanism called lashing out and making your loved ones resent you.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

“Hey you!” is short for “I have no idea what your name is.”

Spotted on Telegram:

Just spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my stomach was making before realizing it was a motorcycle outside.

Just shared via YouTube:

Does running away from my problems count as cardio?

Trending via Threads:

Weird. I’m the only one naked at this gender reveal party.

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