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Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

If someone wants to spend time with you, they’ll let you know. Get rid of those people.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

Kinda in the mood to let my feelings impair my judgement.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

If you get drunk and message your ex, don’t worry. When you wake up, send bitcoin ads and pretend you were hacked.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

My favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position, or a brain tumor.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

The endings of Lost and Game of Thrones each cost me a television.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

It’s getting slide guitar and harmonica hot outside.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

There’s no post-breakup healing process for girls. You just wake up one day and be like, “Ew,” and you’re free.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

Nothing more dangerous than an ignorant man who thinks he is a genius.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again, and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo?

Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

I hate when I offer someone food and they accept it.

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Going bananas on Slack:

I’m just a girl looking for another snack.

Spotted on Twitch:

The goth urge to live in a haunted Victorian estate and be feared by the townspeople.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Wait. We’re now turning plants into burgers? Haven’t cows been doing that like, forever.

Just landed via Twitch:

If you ever ask a teen to do something and they just say “sure” without arguing, check that they haven’t been replaced with an android.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

There’s nothing like sitting by an open fire and watching the evidence burn.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck.

Just shared via Instagram:

I hope one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Sometimes it’s the conversations you have with yourself that take the longest.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Spice up your work day by drinking your coffee from a flask.

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94 shares on Slack this month:

There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else).

46 shares on Threads this month:

Flex on strangers by asking them if they remember you.

92 shares on Reddit this month:

I get it, drug commercials. I too like to dance while I describe all my side effects.

76 shares on Slack this month:

The sun really clocks out for the day before I do. That’s insane.

27 shares on Instagram this month:

It’s this time again when you have to choose between coffee and mulled wine in the morning.

84 shares on Reddit this month:

I run a parody bank account.

90 shares on Telegram this month:

Life’s too short to remove the USB drive safely.

48 shares on Slack this month:

Snow White and the seven dwarves of the menopause; Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful, and Psycho.

14 shares on X this month:

On the whole, people are getting smarter. I remember when they had to put “The End” on the screen, so people would know the movie was over.

29 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?

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I assume my soulmate has sold his soul to the devil.

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Thank God I have a cat. Who else is gonna shit in this box I have?

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I visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.

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The government always waits until the last minute to prevent a shutdown, much like my approach to paying taxes.

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The good news: once you get a PhD, friends and family will refer to you as doctor. The bad news: They will only do it when you’re wrong.

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German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.

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That moment when you cut into a seedless watermelon and find out it’s only allegedly seedless.

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The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”

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I’m about to start telling people, “As long as that makes sense to you,” when they say shit that doesn’t make sense to me.

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I’m sorry I said “I look forward to working with you” during our wedding vows.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

Last year I had no valentine, this year I also have no valentine. Consistency!

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

I’m “I can’t sit like that for too long” years old.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

I don’t understand the phrase “You can’t have your cake and eat it” because if I have cake, what the hell else am I supposed to do with it.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

All I’m saying is, there are too many songs about love and not enough songs about evenly layered nachos.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

The last time I said I wanted to try missionary, she sent me to a remote village in Africa.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

An introvert walked into a bar. Just kidding. The introvert stayed home.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

I can’t wait to go to bed, get terrible sleep, and wake up exhausted with a sore back.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

Elsa froze her entire kingdom instead of dealing with her feelings. I respect that level of avoidance.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

I wish I got hotter every time a man made me mad.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

I’m gonna start cursing people out but with biblical phrases like I hope your crops wither and bear no fruit and the ravens eat your mustard seeds.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don’t have toetips. Yet, you can tiptoe but not tipfinger.

Seen just now on Slack:

Remember when Mustangs were muscle cars and not an embarrassment to the name.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Once you find humor in any situation, you have nothing to fear.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Great minds think alike. Unfortunately, so do stupid ones.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Born to be a Jedi spinning a lightsaber, forced to work full-time and pay rent.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with you.

Trending via X:

You can put refrigerator magnets on your car, too. There are no rules.

Spotted on Threads:

That’s me in the corner eating Nutella with a spoon.

Shared recently on Threads:

My last straw is way longer than I thought.

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