Funny ant quotes

• Doing taxes for an ant who inherited a teaspoon of sugar.

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  4 days ago

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• I forgot to sweep up some crumbs earlier, and I just heard an ant moaning in pleasure as he discovered the bounty.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Why the hell did they name them ‘Soldier ants’ and not ‘Combatants’?

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  1 month ago

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• Hey beauty brands who make face creams: 30ml is only enough for an ant’s face.

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  2 months ago

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• Today I learned that up to half of the worker ants in a colony are only pretending to work, just looking busy so they don’t get tasked with anything. I respect ants so much more.

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  2 months ago

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