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Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

Every day when I get home, I thank my cats for allowing me to live in their house.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

I wish I loved anything as much as people love to say they are “thrilled” on LinkedIn.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

You can never really “own” earbuds. You just have to appreciate the time you had together.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

I always sit in the middle stall so I have a bathroom buddy.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

We need a better word for horny that sounds elegant and gorgeous.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

It seems really unfair that my future depends on me.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

There are two classes of travel: first class and with children.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

My style isn’t even my real style yet. Just wait till my budget matches my vision.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

If life could stop teaching me lessons, that would be great.

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Letting my wife sleep in a little longer for Mother’s Day before we wake her up and ask what’s for breakfast.

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80% of Americans just want to put on sunglasses and say, ‘Let’s do this.’

Seen just now on Twitch:

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and I’m like, cool, can one of you reach the top shelf for me.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Honk shuah. Sleep on that thang!

Broadcasted on Discord:

My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, karma. Well-played.

Making waves on Slack:

Breakfast in bed: where your cozy blanket turns into a crumby crime scene.

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Ramen is just anime spaghetti.

Trending via Slack:

Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they are dead.

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Thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend.

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One of the benefits of being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas, no make-up, and look like crap and I won’t judge you.

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55 shares on YouTube this month:

The art of today’s art is to persuade people that it’s art.

18 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Maybe aliens don’t visit us because they’re all women and they want us to make the first move.

78 shares on Messenger this month:

Why do babies stare at you like they know you from somewhere?

63 shares on Pinterest this month:

Where does everyone go to get kisses? I haven’t figured this out yet.

30 shares on Slack this month:

German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.

94 shares on Pinterest this month:

Whatever the plot is in Barbie’s movie, my dolls have been through worse.

48 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.

96 shares on Facebook this month:

When the gun shoots your brain, that’s amore.

83 shares on Slack this month:

The secret to work life balance is generational wealth.

67 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I nearly broke my toe because the coffee table didn’t look where it was going.

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Dating is just wondering why someone is single and then slowly figuring it out.

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I don’t get mad anymore. I’m just like “again?” Ok then.

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If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a boy that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

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Bon Jovi must be at least 3/4 of the way there by now.

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Vibrators are wrong and unnatural. The Bible said Adam and Eve, not Florence and the Machine.

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Everybody say a little prayer for my husband, he just told me to calm down.

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Oh good. Another day.

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Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone?

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I like my women like I like my glasses: thick, transparent, and uneven.

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A gambler is only called an addict when he loses.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

Cheating on a partner should affect your credit score.

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The Masters would be a lot more interesting if there were starving alligators roaming throughout the golf course.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

That annoying moment when you’re texting someone and autocorrect decides to join the conversation.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

Calm down, engine light, if I can run on broken parts, so can you.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

If these walls could talk, they would definitely say “Wow, this guy really does add cheese to everything after all!”

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

I would definitely deny being from here if the aliens pulled up and asked. Not claiming this embarrassing planet in front of intergalactic travelers, are you dumb?

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

There’s a weird kind of grief that comes with late August, and I can’t explain it.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

Guy on the day of the 1918 armistice, walking around the trench, clapping, saying things like “Great work, everyone,” and “We did it, team.”

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

Commas are like garlic, you measure with your heart.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Reddit:

I bet she doesn’t even laugh at your dumb jokes the fake way I did.

Going bananas on Discord:

Be the reason your therapist reevaluates their entire career.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

I think the most financially irresponsible thing I’ve done is get my kids to like sushi.

Trending via TikTok:

Daffodil totally sounds like an insult, you blooming daffodil.

Live now on Snapchat:

I’m not like other girls. I don’t have a podcast.

Trending via Facebook:

Fact: Snow in November happens because people decorate for Christmas prematurely. You know who you are. Stop it.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

The only joke my mom ever made was me.

Just shared via Telegram:

If the shampoo and the conditioner finish at the same time, one of them faked it.

Just shared via Twitch:

I lied. There’s no sex. Can you help me put this fitted sheet on my mattress?

Shared recently on WeChat:

And then there are people who can only sleep on their back because their pea brain could slip out of their ear if they lie on their side.

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