34 Funny avoidance quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Running from your problems is cardio.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a gym membership when you can just run away from your problems for a cardio workout? 🏃‍♂️💨 Pro tip: Make sure your problems don't have better endurance than you! 😆 #WorkoutGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Does running away from my problems count as cardio?

  Commentary:
  "Considering the speed at which you're running, I'd say yes, you're definitely getting in a solid cardio workout! 🏃‍♂️💨 Just make sure you're not outrunning your solutions too! 😜"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic duck and dodge strategy – the ultimate game of life dodgeball! 🦆💨 May your aim be quick and your reflexes quicker, dear friend. Remember, sometimes it's best to let fate find a new target. 😂 #LifeDodging"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

  Commentary:
  "Quick, freeze! 🧊 Let's camouflage ourselves into the weekend and avoid Monday's radar! 🚫⏰ Who knew invisibility was just mastering the art of sitting still? 😂 #MondaySurvivalTactics"

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