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My passport probably thinks I’m in prison.

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I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes.

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Don’t rush me, I’m still deciding whether I’ll be productive or not today!

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“Who does she think she is?” Well, it appears she is someone living her life unconcerned with who you think she is.

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The man who invented autocorrect has died. Restaurant in peace.

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When I become president, any public holiday that falls on a Thursday automatically extends to Friday.

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Going to therapy is like having someone walk around your brain and going β€œohhhh, this is how you’re living?!”

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Gollum is like, “Actually, this is my emotional support precious.”

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I have nothing in common with people who “forget to eat”.

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The tarot lady on my TikTok said that you miss me.

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Whoever said “team work makes the dream work” needs to explain that to my many personalities.

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Narcissus fell in love with his own image, but was immediately annoyed at how it always tried to talk while he was talking.

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I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you.

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This place was really tidy yesterday. It’s a shame you missed it.

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New email opener just dropped: “I am interested in bothering you!”

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Go ahead. Order anything you want. Money is no object when we dine at IKEA.

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I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.

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In my 20’s: I want to find true love. In my 40’s: I just want a toaster that gets me.

Making waves on Instagram:

When people tell me “you’re going to regret that in the morning”, I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I love replying to people within seconds. Hello. I am here. Always.

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Don’t worry, bro. She’s probably just working on a puzzle right now. She’ll get back to you.

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Asking my dentist a question, but sticking my fingers in his mouth before he replies.

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There is a giant spider on my dash so I’m going to have to buy a new car now.

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Ironically jogging pants are mostly worn by the laziest people.

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If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $2 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst birthday presents ever.

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After all these years, Jude Law has finally noticed me and responded to my love letters. Something about staying 500 feet away. I’m getting it framed.

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Don’t suffer in silence. Make it everyone’s problem.

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If you have an old house, but you haven’t got a ghost, you should complain to the estate agent.

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I can’t believe I used to think I was stressed in high school.

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My coworkers think I’m always busy, but I’m really just trying to remember my password.

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I get so crabby when strangers waste my time which is unfair to them because I waste almost all of my own time to begin with.

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For my birthday, I want everyone to delete whatever old version of me they have in their headβ€” it expired.

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You okay, babe? You’ve hardly touched the promises you made me.

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Flirting when bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

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Getting older means talking to less people and complaining about more people.

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No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better.

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You’d think a philharmonic orchestra would have at least one harmonica, but nope.

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I love my cat, but I hope in her next life she’s reincarnated as the owner of a very whiny cat.

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Don’t tell me about Stockholm Syndrome, I woke up at 6 AM on my first day of vacation wondering how things were going at work.

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I be skipping everyone’s stories but watch mine like 20 times.

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