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Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

Of course I look tired, it’s hard pretending to be awake.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

The theory that two stacked beds can’t be converted into two regular beds has been debunked.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

“Autism didn’t exist until recently!” Have you met old guys who work in hardware stores?

Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

The real flex is becoming the woman he cannot run back to.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

You know you got a bad haircut when she insists on giving you a $10 discount.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

My doctor told me to try a milk bath. Adding the Cinnamon Toast Crunch was my idea.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

We used to have “spring, summer, fall, winter”. Today we have “drama, drama, drama, drama”.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

Tuesday is no better than Monday.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

Went to the gym two days in a row. This is a fitness account now.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

In the autumn there are two types of creatures who collect acorns: squirrels and toddlers.

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Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Telegram:

Hello, I’m looking for the people who said “I’ll always be there for you”. Has anyone seen them?

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Engagement photo shoots are so funny as a concept. Like girl, we believed you.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.

Spotted on Telegram:

Texting is so boring. Just show up to my door with roses.

Freshly posted on Slack:

“Angry on the internet” is such an unfortunate personality.

Just landed via Pinterest:

God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.”

Seen just now on Telegram:

I love saying “sounds good” at work, and no shit be sounding good.

Going viral on Telegram:

I wish I was as tired at bedtime as I am at 2 p.m. on any given day.

Seen just now on Discord:

Twitter is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe distance.

Trending via Reddit:

A freshly cleaned bathroom triggers an irresistible urge in men to trim their beard.

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43 shares on Discord this month:

Millennials are just 30-40-year-olds who look 20-30 years old and feel 80-90 years old.

21 shares on TikTok this month:

I have found that there is usually a lot of day left at the end of my patience.

52 shares on WeChat this month:

I don’t believe in lying to children, unless it’s about where the good snacks are hidden. Then it’s fine.

10 shares on Discord this month:

It’s easy to keep me happy: feed me sunshine in summer — and keep me warm in winter.

23 shares on Telegram this month:

Writing ‘thanks.’ instead of ‘thanks!’ so you know I’m mad.

63 shares on Facebook this month:

Pizza should be free for anyone having a bad day.

99 shares on Facebook this month:

My brain is on airplane mode today.

41 shares on Reddit this month:

I can resist everything except temptation.

36 shares on WeChat this month:

Sometimes being alive feels like being a pornstar who is asexual.

50 shares on WhatsApp this month:

When phones were tied with wires, people were free. Now that phones are wireless, people are tied.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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Sometimes my mouth hits send before my brain has a chance to stop it.

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Women always want to marry intelligent men. What they don’t know: Intelligent men don’t want to marry.

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I bet she doesn’t even laugh at your dumb jokes the fake way I did.

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A dating app for people who self sabotage called Hinder.

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Thought I would mix things up today and sit in a new spot on my couch. Absolute chaos over here.

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A lobotomy and a forehead kiss would fix everything.

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No offense, fellas, we love compliments, but a compliment from another woman means just a little bit more.

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That “meeting canceled” ping is a gift from the Gods.

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The fact that I have more clothes to sleep in than I do to go out in says a lot about who I am as a person.

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I received my electricity bill. I think they billed me for sunlight, divine light, and the light at the end of the tunnel.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

Having siblings is so important because you learn the exact amount you can annoy someone before they try to physically kill you.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

It’s a little ironic when you consider that the Internet was invented to save time.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

If we’re not supposed to be snacking late at night why is there a light in the fridge?

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

“Have you asked Chat GPT?” Have you lost your mind?

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework. You can’t have both.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has viewed:

The streets are not for me. I belong in an enchanted forest, eating berries, and talking to my animal friends.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

If your boyfriend insists he rolls everywhere because it’s ‘faster than walking’, you may be dating a gamer.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

If I walk into a girl’s house and she got like 50 plants, I know she’s a keeper because she already takes care of a bunch of useless things. What’s one more?

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via X:

Good morning. I’m ready for attention now.

Shared recently on Twitch:

I’m at the age where I understand that paying a little extra for convenience and comfort is absolutely okay.

Live now on Messenger:

Performative male is kinda just a rebrand of metrosexual, which is just a way to say a straight guy is a little bit faggy.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

The IRS needs special envelopes for when you’re not in trouble.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Women are like apples; I like biting them.

Just shared via YouTube:

I’m not alone. I have ants.

Breaking via TikTok:

I like to describe the difference between theory and practice with shopping lists and receipts.

Just shared via Pinterest:

In the coffee shop, booing everyone who orders decaf.

Shared recently on X:

Maybe I died of Covid in 2020, and this is hell.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I don’t like talking to people with an IQ lower than the room temperature.

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