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Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

I just heard someone refer to Texas as “Howdy Arabia” and I still haven’t stopped laughing.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

Praying none of y’all are unwrapping podcast equipment.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

Ninety percent of my new follows are beautiful women, which tells me one thing: I’ve still got it!

Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

Decorated the house across the street so I can look out the window and enjoy my handiwork.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

The real challenge of adulthood is figuring out what to eat every day.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

The bad news is I forgot to wear my spaghetti-eating shirt. The good news is I have a new spaghetti-eating shirt.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

Hey man, just wanted to reach out and say I loved how much you drank at my wedding last night.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

Are French bulldogs actually French? They seem kinda Puerto Rican.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

I literally just went through something, and now I’m going through something else. What’s next?

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

No one talks about how uncomfortable it is to ask for your own money back.

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Seen just now on Slack:

I’m not an idiot anymore, universe, please stop with the lessons.

Trending via Telegram:

Me: what can possibly go wrong though. Anxiety: I’m glad you asked.

Broadcasted on Discord:

I hate when I turn off my brights for an incoming vehicle and then realize it’s a Cybertruck.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Killing me softly with his schlong.

Making waves on Slack:

(to my executioner) I wish we had met before this. You seem cool.

Just landed via Pinterest:

In your 20s, there will be a cat, and it is very important to get that cat and spend so much money on it.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

I could never abuse substances, they mean a lot to me.

Breaking via Facebook:

Got a job rejection, saw the company post the same job again, so I applied again. I decide when we’re done.

Just landed via Messenger:

I’d be less aggressive in the morning if I could drive to work in a tank.

Going bananas on Discord:

“Get a life!” Have you seen some of the lives out there?

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49 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Take one positive friend and one negative friend with you on your next road trip. That way when your battery dies, you can hook cables to them and start your car.

45 shares on Facebook this month:

I hope you can hear me thinking about you.

44 shares on WeChat this month:

If my trainee says “oh God” one more time, he’s going to meet him.

89 shares on Discord this month:

Being a writer means knowing exactly how your story ends, and having absolutely no idea how to get there.

24 shares on WeChat this month:

I miss when The Weeknd was making sex-addict-on-drugs music.

64 shares on YouTube this month:

“It’s swimsuit season” I say, eating another swimsuit.

70 shares on Snapchat this month:

They were called “TV programs” because they were literally programming us, bro.

58 shares on TikTok this month:

Can I be speaker? I’m pretty good at saying a lot without saying anything at all.

90 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“Are you single?” No, I’m in a hallucinationship.

74 shares on Reddit this month:

Do beavers even know what they’re doing, or do they just see water flowing down a river and think, “Absolutely not”?

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The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly.

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My favorite thing about summer is opening a window for 30 seconds so an insect that hasn’t been identified by science yet can fly into your home.

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Not now, honey. I’m talking to strangers on the internet.

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We all know that mirrors don’t lie. I’m just very grateful that they don’t laugh.

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Unfortunately for the both of us, I really like you.

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They need to increase life expectancy so I can squeeze in another mid-life crisis.

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The fastest mammal on earth is the smartass on the web.

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Somewhere, a therapist you never met knows about you.

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I was not meant to work a job; I was meant to lay down and ponder.

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I’m a go with the flow kind of gal unless the flow is after 9pm or involves parallel parking.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

Going to the bathroom at night with my flashlight on and a dog next to me feels like I’m gonna solve a mystery.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

Are you telling me these billionaires don’t have my best interests at heart?!

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

Your suitcase just texted. It’s getting bored.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

I prefer to use deodorant immediately after shaving my armpits so that I can feel that I’m still alive.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

My weight loss journey is just the three hours in between meals.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

If your family starts fighting on Thanksgiving, go live.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

I got fired from my job at the massage parlor. No specific reason, apparently I just rub people the wrong way.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on X:

I took my kids to the zoo when they were small, I wonder how they are getting on now.

Going bananas on Slack:

We could all be hibernating right now but noooooo we have to be “adults” with “responsibilities”.

Going viral on Telegram:

Ohhh, I just realised you can change your facial expression. I was just doing the one.

Making waves on TikTok:

The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Al guys are like, “We can’t use it to cure cancer, but we can suck all the joy and purpose out of life so that dying isn’t sad.”

Trending via Threads:

After careful consideration, I think I’d have way more fun if I was incredibly stupid.

Spotted on Instagram:

Most insane people live outside of madhouses.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Some parents are blessed with amazing kids and others have kids that decide to learn the trumpet.

Shared recently on Discord:

I’ve found that the easiest way to do burpees is to just not do burpees. No pain, no pain.

Spotted on Pinterest:

It’s so embarrassing when attention seekers feel the need to tell everybody it’s their birthday in, like, every conversation, which, for me, would be today, by the way.

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